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[Nerjin]

Toady comes in tomorrow and locks the thread "Fatal is forbidden. Everyone who has posted in or notified this thread is perma-banned. No exceptions."

Thus did Bay12 end with Toady banning himself. Thus making all of our games destroyed. The thread lived up to its reputation as its effects were Fatal.

[Tawa]

I think that I'm going to de-waitlist.

Because this just looks too friggin' insane in hindsight.

[Nerjin]

Insane? No! You're silly Tawa. This game is a legitimate thing. I mean, sure, you can technically keep failing spells so that you're magically compelled to wank until the apacalypse happens [due to a different spell] but... You know it makes perfect sense in context.

[Tawa]

Bah, you know what, I'm going to effing do it.

Forget my last post.

[NAV]

I'm dropping out of this. first person on the waitlist, it's your (un)lucky day.
Still going to watch.

[Tawa]

Looking at the skill list, I think I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight want to reconsider again.

Dwarf Fortress has FEWER skills. I never thought I'd see that.

Bah, I'm staying on the 'list, but I'm not filling in most of the friggin' skills.

[GentlemanRaptor]

I am fairly confident that rolling up a character in this game has removed what little soul I had remaining. My middle-aged Kobold female is the result of some unholy apparatus designed to facilitate the perversions of shut-ins. I have had no real hand in her creation, save for rolling the dice that decide every aspect of her being. And I'm not even done yet!

[Nerjin]

Your misery has already increased my happiness by a factor of 1.2.

Please, keep torturing yourselves for the experiment. At the end, there will be cake.

Like actual cake. I swear the first person to trot out 'the cake is a lie' will be punched. It was funny at first, but not anymore.

PS. So... How's your kobold coming?

[TamerVirus]

FATAL, where the dice don't lie and eyeballs can spawn on your manhood and detect lies

[GentlemanRaptor]

Your misery has already increased my happiness by a factor of 1.2.

Please, keep torturing yourselves for the experiment. At the end, there will be cake.

Like actual cake. I swear the first person to trot out 'the cake is a lie' will be punched. It was funny at first, but not anymore.

PS. So... How's your kobold coming?

Oh, just dandy. The average Strength value for humans in this game is 100. Hers is a whopping 27!

[Tawa]

Such a great BELL CURVE!

[flame99]

-snipt-

Oh, just dandy. The average Strength value for humans in this game is 100. Hers is a whopping 27!

Somebody with more art skills than me should draw the characters up. For her, I'd imagine she'd be a very very atrophied 'bold.

[Migue5356]

Posting to watch you fuckers suffer.

[Nunzillor]

So @GM, do waitlisters need a sheet or can it wait until a spot opens up?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I SHALL BE WATCHING.

MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN FATAL BEFORE.