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Author Topic: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]  (Read 2780 times)

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2014, 09:11:56 am »
((Does doing an obsession to a larger extant get you more points?))
Find a safe place. Also some copper wire and a battery preferably a soldering gun but that's optional.
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2014, 08:30:19 pm »
(Rolled 2) "I can't think of anyplace to find any of those, but this alley looks pretty safe!"

John walks into the alley. A homeless man is lying asleep on the ground.
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2014, 08:39:25 pm »
Damnit man! Go to the hardware store!
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2014, 09:44:07 pm »
John smacks himself in the face, and walks back into the hardware store. (Rolled 5) John finds some copper wire and a battery , but cannot afford the soldering gun.

"D-d'you want me to steal it?"
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2014, 08:05:34 am »
Nah man. It's cool just go home.
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2014, 10:55:36 pm »
John leaves the hardware store, and looks around. Funnily enough, this doesn't look like Minneapolis.

"Where am I? Oh god! I can't get home!"
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2014, 09:14:16 am »
Find a map ya ijit!
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2014, 04:32:15 pm »
John goes and grabs a free newspaper from the corner stand. As it happens, he is in Vancouver.
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2014, 04:33:53 pm »
Oh well. Get into an ally and cut that rat open.
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2014, 05:28:47 pm »
That will require a roll, since cutting people open isn't a skill of yours. Do you want to buff with willpower?
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2014, 05:36:07 pm »
Sure. +2
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2014, 08:51:28 pm »
(Rolled 5) John shakily walks into the alley and starts laying into the homeless man with a knife. He begins to scream as his organs spill onto the ground.

"Oh god! Why are you making me do this? Jesus Christ!"
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2014, 08:53:45 pm »
((I said rat. Not hobo.))
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2014, 08:58:58 pm »
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Re: Everyone is John - PBP Edition [4/4]
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2014, 09:14:43 pm »
Thought you were being euphemistic. Okay, John butchers a rat.
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.
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