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Author Topic: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse  (Read 11512 times)

smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #60 on: August 26, 2014, 03:23:55 am »

"A weirder place than this."

"If you can trump my little project, I'll give you anything material you desire."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #61 on: August 26, 2014, 03:26:35 am »

"Veils that genderbend or ascend anyone put into it, giant mecha powered from some crap called Sakuradite or whatever, some grey skinned things called trolls or something, tons of yellow rat things that shot thunderbolts at you.....I lived with a guy who shot himself in the head to summon some soul manifestation thing called a Persona or whatever, I don't know, a massive space marine guy who lost his temper at every damn thing, some giant leopard woman who apparently had a crush on the guy shooting himself in the head and the guy's girlfriend, who was obsessed with tinkering with stuff. Oh, and some statue of a succubus who was animate. She called herself an Infernal or something.

Oh, and we lived in a giant spaceship. And that was just us, there's more."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #62 on: August 26, 2014, 03:31:16 am »

"Veils that genderbend or ascend anyone put into it, giant mecha powered from some crap called Sakuradite or whatever, some grey skinned things called trolls or something, tons of yellow rat things that shot thunderbolts at you.....I lived with a guy who shot himself in the head to summon some soul manifestation thing called a Persona or whatever, I don't know, a massive space marine guy who lost his temper at every damn thing, some giant leopard woman who apparently had a crush on the guy shooting himself in the head and the guy's girlfriend, who was obsessed with tinkering with stuff. Oh, and some statue of a succubus who was animate. She called herself an Infernal or something.

Oh, and we lived in a giant spaceship. And that was just us, there's more."

ooc:would that sucubus statue be the one from corruption of champions?
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #63 on: August 26, 2014, 03:31:38 am »

((Nope. Exalted.))

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #64 on: August 26, 2014, 03:33:06 am »

"I'm from the Digital World."
D turns to the bartender.
"So, what do ya have to offer?"
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #65 on: August 26, 2014, 03:37:05 am »

"Bartender! Give me whatever you have on hand."

The bartender hands him spotted purple meat,which he starts eating anyway.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #66 on: August 26, 2014, 03:37:51 am »

"Veils that genderbend or ascend anyone put into it, giant mecha powered from some crap called Sakuradite or whatever, some grey skinned things called trolls or something, tons of yellow rat things that shot thunderbolts at you.....I lived with a guy who shot himself in the head to summon some soul manifestation thing called a Persona or whatever, I don't know, a massive space marine guy who lost his temper at every damn thing, some giant leopard woman who apparently had a crush on the guy shooting himself in the head and the guy's girlfriend, who was obsessed with tinkering with stuff. Oh, and some statue of a succubus who was animate. She called herself an Infernal or something.

Oh, and we lived in a giant spaceship. And that was just us, there's more."

People choking on the universe in poo form, all of reality being saved by a potato, the discovery that Ash Ketchum is immortal, a dimension filled with nothing but potatoes, random crossover side plots, cataclysmic destruction, massive amounts of dairy products, insterstellar wars, dectillions of monkeys on flying potatoes alongside every space fleet in the universe charging a wave of antireality created by a reset button, DRUNK SCIENCE, weddings in pan-dimensional space, superpowered world leaders, the list goes on.

Also, there's no fourth wall.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #67 on: August 26, 2014, 03:38:56 am »

"Ah. That happened in my world too. Except the Ash thing."

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #68 on: August 26, 2014, 03:41:35 am »

"I have thousands of these. My multiverse is far wackier."

((This all actually happened in game. I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud of my work.))
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #69 on: August 26, 2014, 03:44:50 am »

"Veils that genderbend or ascend anyone put into it, giant mecha powered from some crap called Sakuradite or whatever, some grey skinned things called trolls or something, tons of yellow rat things that shot thunderbolts at you.....I lived with a guy who shot himself in the head to summon some soul manifestation thing called a Persona or whatever, I don't know, a massive space marine guy who lost his temper at every damn thing, some giant leopard woman who apparently had a crush on the guy shooting himself in the head and the guy's girlfriend, who was obsessed with tinkering with stuff. Oh, and some statue of a succubus who was animate. She called herself an Infernal or something.

Oh, and we lived in a giant spaceship. And that was just us, there's more."

People choking on the universe in poo form, all of reality being saved by a potato, the discovery that Ash Ketchum is immortal, a dimension filled with nothing but potatoes, random crossover side plots, cataclysmic destruction, massive amounts of dairy products, insterstellar wars, dectillions of monkeys on flying potatoes alongside every space fleet in the universe charging a wave of antireality created by a reset button, DRUNK SCIENCE, the list goes on.

Also, there's no fourth wall.

wheres the fun of using a researcher character if she has nothing to learn about the world
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #70 on: August 26, 2014, 03:49:06 am »

People choking on the universe in poo form.

There's a faint echo coming from outside,almost non-existent,saying something along the lines of "You twisted it! That should never have happened!" It quickly fades away.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #71 on: August 26, 2014, 04:24:31 am »

"Hey, I'm not the one who posts silly moves! Wait, that's the fifth wall."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #72 on: August 26, 2014, 04:35:15 am »

"I have thousands of these. My multiverse is far wackier."

((This all actually happened in game. I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud of my work.))
Seems like you almost managed to match YAFB. You should be proud.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #73 on: August 26, 2014, 07:46:27 am »

"Ugh... Why do I have such a pulsing headache? Let's see... There was that swamp... uh... And the academy right. Great..."

A rogue staggers into the bar, clutching the glaive at his side tightly enough that his knuckles were turning white. He wore a black costume of sorts, the kind worn by rogues that either try too hard or the kind that get business done. Covering his arms in a long snake like embrace was his sleeves. A trained eye could see a tattoo peeking out from underneath. On his right breast, a tacky emblem was pinned onto his gear as an insignia of what school he belonged to at one time. Pity he couldn't remember the name of the school. Pity he couldn't remember his own name!

He sat down at the bar and raised his finger to signal the bartender over.

"Just a glass of water please. I don't plan on staying long." He turned to his barmates. Perhaps he could get his bearings from one of them and- No. The rogue thought better of the idea and turned back to his water. He muttered into his drink. "It would be best not to consort with mad men... Just drink and get out."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #74 on: August 26, 2014, 07:48:59 am »

"Ugh... Why do I have such a pulsing headache? Let's see... There was that swamp... uh... And the academy right. Great..."

A rogue staggers into the bar, clutching the glaive at his side tightly enough that his knuckles were turning white. He wore a black costume of sorts, the kind worn by rogues that either try too hard or the kind that get business done. Covering his arms in a long snake like embrace was his sleeves. A trained eye could see a tattoo peeking out from underneath. On his right breast, a tacky emblem was pinned onto his gear as an insignia of what school he belonged to at one time. Pity he couldn't remember the name of the school. Pity he couldn't remember his own name!

He sat down at the bar and raised his finger to signal the bartender over.

"Just a glass of water please. I don't plan on staying long." He turned to his barmates. Perhaps he could get his bearings from one of them and- No. The rogue thought better of the idea and turned back to his water. He muttered into his drink. "It would be best not to consort with mad men... Just drink and get out."
* tuypogina bounds over to the new guy to see if she can make a new friend she never had many friends back home
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