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Author Topic: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse  (Read 11492 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #135 on: August 29, 2014, 12:28:23 am »

Facepalming to himself as he listens to the many, many war stories being traded around, the dusty man mutters out loud:
"Am I the only one here who -hasn't- died?"
"I haven't died. Yet."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #136 on: August 29, 2014, 12:42:37 am »

Facepalming to himself as he listens to the many, many war stories being traded around, the dusty man mutters out loud:
"Am I the only one here who -hasn't- died?"
The man at the bar raises his hand curtly. "That, I have yet to experience and hope not to have to any time soon."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #137 on: August 29, 2014, 01:10:23 am »

Mara raises her hand as well.

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #138 on: August 29, 2014, 05:59:48 am »

The man stared briefly in disbelief before bringing a hand to his face.
"Did-- did someone just get turned into ashes?! You know what? OK. OK! I'll kill myself if I keep worrying about this."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #139 on: August 29, 2014, 08:12:53 am »

"They were a forum troll apparently. I'd say that was soft on them."
Kyle nods sternly.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #140 on: August 29, 2014, 08:15:27 am »

"Right." Mara continues drinking her milk.

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #141 on: August 29, 2014, 08:23:32 am »

"A forum troll? From the impression I got, that person's civilisation were very primitive. How would they get on a forum?"
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #142 on: August 29, 2014, 08:26:22 am »

"Beats me."

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #143 on: August 29, 2014, 08:52:26 am »

"No, I mean, the dark one that controls her was one."
Kyle says looking at you through the fourth wall.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #144 on: August 29, 2014, 08:55:14 am »

The soldier shakes his head around a bit.

"Well, I've got two perforated lungs, possibly been shot in the heart, and I'm at Ground Zero of the biggest nuclear catastrophe since bloody Chernobyl. What have you fellas done today?"

The soldier chuckles slightly, before looking up at Kyle.

"Oi, what did you mean you know me? Never seen you before in my life."

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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #145 on: August 29, 2014, 08:58:05 am »

"Hmm? Well, I've taken down a criminal gang that had their base in an abandoned factory, evolved afterwards, destroyed a cloning station, and then found out the factory was currently filling up with liquid digizoid, or something."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #146 on: August 29, 2014, 09:04:36 am »

"Eh... don't think to hard about it."
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #147 on: August 29, 2014, 09:11:07 am »

The soldier nods, and sets his head down on the table.

"Cut the wrong wire and Europe burns..."
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #148 on: August 29, 2014, 09:16:30 am »

"Japan got that treatment. Wasn't nice. Poor mermaids..."
Kyle sighs sadly.
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Re: Tavern Outside of the Omniverse
« Reply #149 on: August 29, 2014, 10:00:50 am »

"Well, you see, troll is the key word. They were a literal troll."

"Anyway, I'm still alive."
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