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[Dasleah]

THIS IS NOT YOUR FORUM.

You do not have any authority here. You do not have any control over anything except your own posts. You have the privilege (not the right) of being able to post reasonable questions here for the rest of us to muse over and answer if we think you deserve a respectable answer (and if we are feeling particularly generous)

Now, I understand that the internet itself doesn't discriminate, so we have people from all over the world with varying levels of intelligence, aptitude, and English language ability. And DF is a complex game and intimidates a lot of people, so I'm willing to cut you some slack when you ask painfully simple questions that would take five seconds of browsing the Wiki to solve.

But you're being a complete asshat. You do not own this forum. We do not have the responsibility or inclination to cater to your stupidity. Just because you think you're hot shit doesn't mean that the rest of us share your mindless viewpoints.

Play the game.

Ask reasonable questions.

And get the hell over yourself.

[InquisitiveIdiot]

quote:I have another Questoin....
why do female dwarfs have beards?

Because a dwarf without a beard is a gnome.  Dwarves would kill themselves rather than shave their beards, and they'd kill YOU for suggesting it.  So don't.

[Moin]

Cuase its kinda hard to tell them apart.

[GreyMario]

quote:Originally posted by Dasleah:
<STRONG>THIS IS NOT YOUR FORUM.

You do not have any authority here. You do not have any control over anything except your own posts. You have the privilege (not the right) of being able to post reasonable questions here for the rest of us to muse over and answer if we think you deserve a respectable answer (and if we are feeling particularly generous)

Now, I understand that the internet itself doesn't discriminate, so we have people from all over the world with varying levels of intelligence, aptitude, and English language ability. And DF is a complex game and intimidates a lot of people, so I'm willing to cut you some slack when you ask painfully simple questions that would take five seconds of browsing the Wiki to solve.

But you're being a complete asshat. You do not own this forum. We do not have the responsibility or inclination to cater to your stupidity. Just because you think you're hot shit doesn't mean that the rest of us share your mindless viewpoints.

Play the game.

Ask reasonable questions.

And get the hell over yourself.</STRONG>

qft, this thread needs to see this post at least twice more

[PTTG??]

OH NO!
Garry's Back, with a new name! I'm surprised that he's still playing DF, I thought  he said that he's "srsly leaving"? He was hilarious; just look at his "bug report" Mah guyz r drownin!

[Moin]

this actully IS MY FORUM!!!!!!!

[Moin]

ok changeing subjects....

[Solara]

Okay, okay, I've had fun but I'm really going to have to call bullshit on this whole thing now, there is simply NO WAY a single person can be so ignorant/illiterate/oblivious all at the same time, I absolutely refuse to believe it. For the sake of holding on to what's left of my rapidly dwindling faith in humanity I'm going to assume Moin is a (relatively) good-natured troll who's just having a little fun with us.

I can do that, I'm good at denial.

lalalalalalalala

[ May 12, 2008: Message edited by: Solara ]

[Moin]

hey im thinking of posting a sotry of mine can i?

[Moin]

actully im a bored 14 year old who likes annoying you

[ May 12, 2008: Message edited by: Moin ]

[Moin]

so can i post a story thats set in Zanzivar?

[InquisitiveIdiot]

Which explains more than you know.

[Moin]

WELL CAN I  OR NOT!?!?!?!??!!

[Dasleah]

quote:Originally posted by Moin:
<STRONG>hey im thinking of posting a sotry of mine can i?</STRONG>

If it's relevant to Dwarf Fortress, then yes, post it. If it's not, there's a Various Nonsense board just a few scrolls down where you post pretty much everything.

 

quote:actully im a bored 14 year old who likes annoying you

Surprising news: not that surprising.

EDIT: Also, don't expect an instant response to your questions. The only reason we're answering you almost straight away is a conspiracy of time zones, nothing more. A forum is not a chat - it's not meant to be instantaneous.

[ May 12, 2008: Message edited by: Dasleah ]

[Moin]

I REALLY HATE YOU.