I hate myself.
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Dear [ Moin ] (please fill in name of appropriate user) -
Welcome to our Forum! You'll find it's an unusual place, but one filled with people that are more than willing to help.
However.
It appears that you have (please check all that apply):
[ ] Posted something in the wrong forum.
[X] Posted repeatedly a vapid and worthless opinion.
[X] Posted stupid questions that aren't worth answering.
[X] Wrongly assumed that our community requires your presence.
[X] Annoyed everyone.
[ ] Espoused the merits of a 'Master Race'.
[X] Spammed the forum.
[ ] Not passed basic physics.
[X] Refused to abide by the laws of common sense and decency.
[X] Made your inbred heritage proud.
[ ] Trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality
[X] Somehow managed to connect computer to internet, despite all evidence that you should not have the level of intelligence required to do so.
[X] Ignored all posts by other users.
[ ] Posted irrelevant, off-topic pictures.
[ ] Spammed the forum with porn.
[X] Ignored all good advice from other users attempting to get some semblence of worth from you.
[X] Assumed that you are 'hot shit', as it were.
[ ] Trumpeted your relgious views where they are unwanted and unnesscary.
[ ] Problems with anger management.
[X] Not even the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
[ ] The deluded belief that you are a 'gangster'.
[ ] Roleplayed pointlessly.
[X] Threatened to hack someone's computer.
[X] Threatened to kill someone.
[ ] No life.
[X] Nothing better to do.
[ ] No idea how to use the search button.
[X] No idea how to use the Wiki.
[X] No idea about how a forum works.
From the above points, we, the users of this forum, have concluded that you are:
[ ] A creationist.
[ ] A mindless fanatic.
[X] A complete asshat.
[ ] A spammer.
[X] So far beyond a complete asshat that it merits mentioning twice.
[X] Really quite stupid.
[X] Not even a very good Troll, really.
[ ] Possibly a White Supremist.
[ ] Possibly a Nazi Sympathizer.
[ ] Possibly a Pinko Commie.
[X] Possibly a Goblin.
[X] Quite possibly the most worthless human being in existence.
[X] Most likely to be cannibalised in event of nuclear holocaust.
[X] Most likely to be cannibalised because we simply don't like you.
[X] 14 years old.
[ ] A filthy, whining Emo.
[ ] A camwhore.
[X] An escapee from an institute that's meant to protect us from people like you.
[X] Not 'hot shit', as it were.
[ ] Easily distracted by shiny things.
[ ] Probably living in your parent's basement.
[X] Sitting in front of your computer, fingers in your ears, going 'lalalalalalalalalal-I-can't-hear-you-llalalalalalalala'.
In order to rectify the above faults, we suggest:
[X] A harsh beating.
[X] A complete lobotomy.
[X] Maturity.
[ ] Drugs. Lots of drugs.
[ ] Getting off your idealogical high-horse and thinking for yourself for once.
[ ] A nice cup of tea.
[ ] Coming off your sugar high.
[X] Pulling the lever to the drawbridge you are on.
[X] Crawling back into the deep, dark hole from which you spawned.
[ ] Putting the drugs away.
[X] Using what little intelligence you have to at least try to gain our respect back.
[X] Actually reading the good advice of your fellow Users.
[X] Applying common sense.
[X] A spellchecker.
[X] English comprehension lessons.
[ ] Calming down.
[ ] Laying of the 'roids.
[X] Applying basic logic and reasoning to your posts.
[X] Never, ever, posting again.
[ ] Prison.
[X] An institution of some sort.
[ ] Ms. Hartigew's School for Troubled Girls.
[X] Asking yourself 'Do I really need to post this?' before posting.
[X] Turning your computer off.
[X] Chemical castration.
Futhermore:
[X] We've had enough. Seriously.
[ ] You're a bigot.
[ ] You're a racist.
[ ] You're a pig.
[X] No-one takes you seriously.
[X] Go away.
[ ] Aside from these minor faults, you're actually an okay kind of guy.
[X] We don't like you.
[X] Star Wars is better than Star Trek.
[ ] It's just a game.
[X] Get over yourself.
Thank you for your time!
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