...Play a song?
Team Omega, REPORT IN!
Break that guys violin
Kill the guy with the shotgun!
Hop on the rocking horse and have a great time!
I am now Kaiser Beirus. All hail Greenmany!
Take cover, shoot back.
(Flimsy spd: 4-6)
(Derm spd: 3+2+2)
(Roach spd: 5+6)
(Darren spd: 5+2)
(Systar spd: 5+1)
(Beirus aff: 3+6)
(Bob spd: 4)
(Roach dex: 5-3)
(Flimsy spd: 4-6)
(Roach str: 6-3)
(Flimsy str: 4-6)
(Beirus aff: 6+6)
(Beirus aff: 6+6)
(Beirus aff: 4+6)
(Bob spd: 1)
(Bob end: 1)
(Bob end: 6)
(Bob end: 4)
(Systar dex: 2+1)
(Flimsy spd: 1-6)
(Systar str: 4-3)
(Flimsy end: 2-6)
Having had enough of being ignored, The Roach decides to pick on the one character on the island entirely lacking in defensive stats. Running up to Flimsy Wizard, he wrenches the violin away from him and snaps it across his knee like some sort of schoolyard bully. Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, our favorite villainous duo drives their tank straight across the river, Kaiser Beirus taking aim and completely obliterating Bob with a volley of hot lead and plasma. Derm also takes aim, focusing on the doorway to the home that Darren is hiding in. Unfortunately for him, Darren never steps out of the house, seeing no reason to endanger himself with his target having been killed by somebody else. With a sigh, Derm continues to drive the tank, rolling steadily along to pick up... Oh shit, Flimsy! Taking advantage of The Roach's distraction, Systar runs up before Flimsy can react and shanks him repeatedly with his aluminum rods. Even though Systar might not be the strongest fellow out there, Flimsy's... well, flimsy, and goes down in seconds, looking more like a bloodyy hunk of swiss cheese than a person, or even a lizard.
(Beirus luk: 6+6)
Somewhat saddened by the loss of a potential ally, Beirus joins Derm in sighing, before he hears a squeaky, somewhat grating voice behind him in the tank.
"No need to feel down buddy, his loot was garbage anyways."The voice belongs to a young woman seated comfortably in one of the tank's back seats with one leg crossed over the other. She's wearing a bright orange suit with a pork pie hat of the same color, and her wavy red hair is draped over her shoulders and tied like a scarf.
"All it did was grow these weird stone rosebushes, which would've tangled up this tank of yours if he used it in here. 'Sides, if he got killed by a wannabe pirate with a broken flagpole, he probably wasn't teammate material anyways. I on the other hand know everything that there is to know about loot, and being a piece of loot myself, I know that I'm one of the better items that you could've gotten."(Systar luk: 6+1)
As Flimsy's corpse vanishes from existence, Systar gets his first ever non-junk item! It's a full-sized refrigerator made from something that looks like bones, covered in cheap silver paint, perhaps to make it look more like a regular fridge. However, its clever disguise is ruined by both the trail of eerily frosty air wafting from the gaps in the bones, and the pair of enormous skeletal wings protruding from the back, which together with the long trailing power cable, make it look like some sort of demon from hell masquerading as a fridge. Actually, that's probably what it actually is. Better not use it to store anything that you're considering eating.
BOB AND FLIMSY WIZARD ARE DEAD! TOBOGGAN SPAWNS AS ORANGE, AND TANK TOP SPAWNS AS BROWN!(Toboggan luk: 5+6)
Toboggan's waiver becomes a long rainbow colored trenchcoat which looks as if it's been tie-dyed by a particularly creative summer camper. Putting it on, NAV notices a small dial on one of the arms, with three different settings to it. Melee, Ranged, and Magic... What could those possibly be for?
(Tank Top luk: 5+6)
Tank Top's waiver becomes an enormous pencil, nearly eight feet long. While the tip seems to be made out of regular graphite, the eraser seems to be vibrating slightly, and Tank Top gets a very strong feeling that he should NOT let it come into contact with himself.
Derm (Red): Metal sleep-laser turban, big damn tank with big damn guns, gigantic mustache
Beirus II (Blue): Maaaagic cape, fancy pith helmet, Smartmouth
Toboggan (Orange): Rainbow Trenchcoat
The Roach (White): Nothing
Tank Top (Brown): Gigantic pencil
Darren Kelley (Purple): Bad guy sword
Systar (Pink): Pirate cape, aluminum shanks, rocking horse, Bloodknife
Gerald Londeral (Yellow): X-ray bow
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