((Oh god so many actions in the same battle))
"Aha!"
Using afterimage, I run atop the river to join carnage on the other side. Defend & slice someone.
Keep going where I'm going. Steal the huge sword from Godrik. Throw it in the river
.-. Well I gots nothing to loses. PM sending.
PM sent!
Beams, beams and more beams. Then the drowning.
Plan commenced!
Punch red dot.
(Godrik spd: 2+1)
(Roach spd: 5+6)
(Jin spd: 4+1)
(PANT spd: 2)
(Derm spd: 6+2+2)
(Beez spd: 4+3)
(Obmar spd: 4+3)
(Roach dex: 5-3)
(Godrik spd: 2+1)
(Derm dex: 2+2)
(Obmar spd: 2+3)
(Beez dex: 1+1)
(Obmar dex: 2+1)
(Derm spd: 2+2+2)
(Beez str: 1+3)
(Obmar end: 1+1)
(Obmar str: 5+1)
(Beez end: 1+1)
(Jin dex: 4+1)
(PANT spd: 2)
(Jin str: 5-2)
(PANT str: 2-6)
(Godrik dex: 1+2) For swording across the river
(Godrik dex: 6+2-2) For actually attacking
(Beezmar spd: (5+2+0+0)/2) Obmar and Beez are stuck together, so I averaged their rolls. Beez being unconscious made this quite detrimental to their survival
(Godrik str: 4+2)
(Beezmar end: (3+1+0+0)/2)
Continuing his mad dash across the island, The Roach spots Godrik about to do something tricky, and figures that he might as well interfere with it. He tries to grab hold of Godrik's sword, but Godrik spots him and barely sidesteps out of the way, before starting to sweep his sword back and forth in front of himself, creating a sort of staircase from the afterimage, which he tentatively starts to ascend. Meanwhile across the river, Derm charges up another turban beam, but Obmar sees the eye's purple glow and ducks, the beam passing harmlessly over his head. He then winds up for another punch with his sausage arms, at the same time that Killa Beez comes crashing through the undergrowth, flailing his spiked bat like a lunatic. The two of them attack Derm simultaneously, but the man of metal quickly ducks, letting his two assailants strike each other instead. Killa Beez' bat sinks deep into Obmar's side and adheres there, not moments before he is knocked out cold by a gloved fist colliding with his skull. Far away, by the town, PANT's hands begin to spark wildly as he and Rasalas prepare to smite The Roach, but he is suddenly interrupted by a forceful shove from Jin Lemons, which sends him hurtling off of the edge of the island to his death. Meanwhile, above the river now, Godrik finds that using your sword as a staircase without cutting off your own legs is not nearly as easy as one would imagine, and he only barely manages to stumble onto the opposite shore, struggling not to trip as he swings his sword at Killa Beez and Obmar. Even as off-balance as he is, he has no trouble hitting his two targets and cleaving them in twain, before tumbling to the ground in a disoriented heap.
(Jin luk: 2+1+3)
Smiling at having taken down the baddest bastard on the island without so much as being scratched, Jin turns around to see a full-size ballista on a swivel mount behind him. Beside the weapon is a bundle of bolts, each as long and thick as a spear and dripping with a corrosive green fluid.
(Godrik luk: 5+1+2)
Lying flat on his back and breathing heavily, Godrik suddenly notices a hand outstretched in front of him, accompanied by the start of a sonnet, delivered in a raspy voice with a posh English accent.
"Get up, get up, there is no time to waste,
For I have got experiments to run,
On the effects of draughts, tinctures, and pastes,
On those who fight us, oh summoning one."Taking the hand, Godrik finds him yanked swiftly to his feet and face to face with a man clad in a set of multicolored robes and a plague masked forged from some sort of unnaturally smooth black metal, which conceals his face.
"Apothecary is my name and trade,
My passion lies in sciences and war,
Two-hundred dozen potions I have made,
And with your help, I shall make many more."PM sent
Ignoring the carnage going on all around you, you take your stick and dart into the house to the southeast, ready to clobber anyone who comes in after you.
PANT, OBMAR, AND KILLA BEEZ ARE DEAD! JENKINS SPAWNS AS ORANGE, SMASH SPAWNS AS BROWN, AND ED THE IDIOT SPAWNS AS PURPLE!(Jenkins luk: 4+4)
Jenkins' waiver turns into something like an industrial jackhammer, but easily the size of a small car. While it's surprisingly easy to pick up, its size makes it difficult to swing around with any great accuracy, although a single blow from that thing when powered on could probably split a small mountain in half.
(SMASH luk: -4-1)
SMASH's waiver becomes a big rock. A
very big rock. In fact, it's the kind of rock that might crush you to death if you try and pick it up for more than a couple of seconds at a time. But SMASH doesn't care about that. To him, that rock's the ultimate utensil in SMASHING, and heavy or no, he's gonna SMASH stuff with it.
(Ed luk: 1+3)
Ed's waiver becomes a large sack, filled to the brim with what look to be some sort of land mines.
Red: Derm
Blue: Godrik
Orange: Jenkins
White: The Roach
Brown: SMASH
Purple: Ed the Idiot
Pink: The Monk
Yellow: Jin Lemons
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