Put on gauntlets, try to use magic! Then use them as shields as I run over to purple and punch his face!
Stuff
(Jaenna spd: 4+1)
(Gentleman spd: 2)
(Jaenna dex: 5-6)
(Gentleman spd: 4)
(Gentleman dex: 3+2)
(Jaenna spd: 3+1)
(Jaenna end: 1+6)
(Gentleman end: 4+1)
Realizing that two heads are far better than one when everyone's trying to kill you, The Gentleman asks Jaenna for an alliance. Sadly, Jeanna either doesn't hear him or doesn't care, and charges towards him, crystal fists raised for an overhead smash. Letting out a short sigh, The Gentleman easily sidesteps the obvious attack before countering with a bolt from his crossbow. While his aim's not bad, Jaenna's fists are large enough to protect almost every inch of her body, and the bolt shatters harmlessly against the wall of crimson glass. Jaenna's gauntlets then begin to rumble slightly, before launching a wave of red shards at The Gentleman, forcing him back several feet but failing to cause any lasting damage.
"Huh. Well, ain't that a bitch."
C'est la green.
hide and peak at the fight waiting for the right time to make a difference
SMASH
PM sent.
PM sent.
What he said.
PARTY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE LET'S GO
(Beirus aff: 5+6)
(Smartmouth spd: 5+4)
(Tough spd: 3-6)
(Biff spd: 6+1)
(Red spd: 6)
(Toboggan spd: 6+6)
(Barkley spd: 4+4)
(Beirus aff: 2+6+10)
(Toboggan str: IMMUNE)
(Tough end: 2+6)
(Biff end: 2+6)
(Red end: 6)
(Smartmouth dex: 4+4)
(Barkley spd: 1+4)
(Toboggan spd: 5+6)
(Smartmouth str: 6+4)
(Barkley end: 1+3)
Thinking quickly, Toboggan switches the dial on his robe to magic and throws himself over Barkley as the air begins to shimmer in preparation for another of Beirus' emerald blasts. As everyone on the western side of the emerald wall is skewered by pillars of green crystal, none of the gems even come close to touching Toboggan and Barkley. However, the two of them are far from safe as Smartmouth brings her sword back, clearly aiming to hack through the both of them in one swing. Figuring that man-eating swords don't quite fit the type of 'magic' that his robe resists, Toboggan scrambles out of the way, but Barkley is caught right in the blade's maw and shaken around like a ragdoll before vanishing from existence, seemingly swallowed whole by the weapon.
(Beirus luk: 3+6+3+5+6+7)
Suddenly the ground by Beirus' feet begins to rumble as an enormous stele bursts forth from it. It seems to be carved from something white and fleshy, and it rises at an unbelievable rate, ascending constantly even after the top of it is well out of sight. As it continues to rise, tendrils of white flesh emerge from the tower and wrap themselves around some of the nearby emeralds, breaking away from the stele as it rises ever higher, threatening to scrape the sky itself before suddenly stopping and reversing direction, travelling slowly downwards and dragging the island along with it!
MR. TOUGH, BIFF BAM BOOM, RED, AND CHARLES BARKLEY ARE DEAD! BELKIN, HAKKAR, STICKMAN, BILLY SNOW, AUSTIN, AND JENKINS 2A SPAWN!(Belkin luk: 6+2)
Belkin's waiver transforms into a knightly-looking lance made of gilded steel. The very tip of it looks to have been sawed off and replaced with a shotgun barrel, with a bayonet attached so that it can still serve its original purpose.
(Hakkar luk: 5+5)
Hakkar's waiver becomes a necklace made of unevenly-shaped pearls, each one with its own symbol inlaid into it with gold. There's a fire, a musical note, an eye, a sword, a shield, a helmet, a rifle, a person, a chair, and a pawprint, and each symbol juts out from its pearl slightly, looking like a button that can be pressed down.
(Stickman luk: 3+2)
Stickman's waiver becomes a bulky rifle made entirely out of slightly-rusted steel. Despite its size, it's actually rather light, and a faint breeze can be felt blowing from the barrel.
(Billy luk: 6+6)
Billy's waiver becomes a tall staff carved from ebony, with a mummified talon at the top of it clutching a cloudy red gem. It has a real 'dark wizard' vibe coming from it, and as Billy grabs it, he feels an incredible surge of magic power take hold of him.
(Austin luk: 1+1)
Austin's waiver becomes a warm-looking coyote-skin hat, which looks like it only stopped being an actual coyote
very recently.
(Jenkins luk: 4)
Jenkins' waiver becomes... something odd. It looks like a kite shield, but attached to the end of a six foot long wooden pole. The edges of the shield portion of it have been sharpened to a fine edge, and it looks sturdy enough both to be swing around like an axe and used to block like a shield.
As the last of the new looters spawn, what's left of the island shudders as it stops descending. It now rests on the ground, amidst the ruins of something that might have been a city once, before it was overtaken by the same white substance that Beirus' tower is made of. From a quick glance around, it looks like most of the larger buildings are to the north of the island, while the area to the east is filled with things that might have been homes before the corruption set in. There's a small lake to the south, surrounded by a tangled jungle of distorted white trees, and the western area is taken up entirely by an enormous palace which has begun to collapse under the weight of the corruption that has grown up its sides. Strange and primal noises echo from all around, and a horrifying roar from the eastern houses serves as a definite warning that this place is VERY unsafe.Jaenna:
Loot: Red glass gauntlets
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Toboggan:
Loot: Rainbow trenchcoat
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Beirus:
Loot: Maaaagic cape, fancy pith helmet, Smartmouth, crabclaw scepter, hungry scimitar, some perfume, tuning fork blades, THE TOWER
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
The Gentleman:
Loot: Earthen bow, devil's table
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Belkin:
Loot: Gilded gunlance
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Hakkar:
Loot: Pearl necklace
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Stickman:
Loot: Windy rifle
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Billy Snow:
Loot: Bagduy staff
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Austin:
Loot: Warm hat
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Jenkins 2a:
Loot: Shield on a stick
Health: Fine
Location: Fallen Island
Fallen Island:
The island that the first portion of the game took place on, which has since fallen to rest in the center of a ruined and corrupted city. Most of the features that were present on it have been consumed by corruption, but there are still a few patches of jagged emeralds on it in some areas. In the center of the island is an enormous white stele, which seems to be the source of the corruption which has overtaken the nearby areas. This area serves as the spawn point for new players, but is also incredibly dangerous, both due to spawncampers and the local wildlife.