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[tntey]

You sit at your home, watching the news, drinking a cold one. When the lights start flickering on and off. You look to the light switch, and see a zombie flickering it up and down. When he sees he has your attention, he starts to say "BRAINSSSSSS" and starts shuffling towards you.

WHAT DO YOU DO

[PrivateNomad]

Kill self.

[Empiricist]

Tell him to fuck off and threaten to prosecute him for trespassing.

[tntey]

You tell the Zombie to fuck off and threaten to persecute him. He stops for a moment, and seems offended. He then starts shuffling faster at you, rage in his eyes, brain on his mind.

[PrivateNomad]

Suddenly realize innate talent for zombie-slaying and kick it in the groin.

[Empiricist]

Actually prosecute it for trespassing.

[tntey]

You remember you are a police man. You arrest the zombie for trespassing. You struggle with him trying to get handcuffs on him, when you do, he starts to try and bite you.

[Empiricist]

Handcuff his jaws together. Even if it requires you to jam the rings through his skull and lower jaw.

[tntey]

You put the handcuffs on his mouth. He can't bite you or swipe at you. For some reason, he now follows you, and is your follower, even though you just arrested him. Now what?

[PrivateNomad]

Look for other trespassers.

[tntey]

You look around your house, finding no zombies. But you do find your police badge and a pistol with 4 clips of 8 bullets. You also look out side to see this person

Shooting up zombies, shouting "My subjects! You have become unruly! Let me calm you!

[PrivateNomad]

Ask for a shotgun.

[Lyeos]

Do the Thriller.

[ShadowHammer]

Ask for a shotgun.

If this doesn't work, forcibly take the shotgun into police custody.

[tntey]

You ask him for the shotgun. He looks at you. Then gives one to you, saying "Yes, help me fight my minions!"
WHAT DO YOU DO!