I'm torn here, because Masterwork has added left/right buttock and groin and the world didn't end, and at the same time vanilla DF doesn't have those bits but gets right down to individual fingers and eyelids and teeth..
I guess my opinion is that dwarves should get some sweet hams to fill their addy chainmail leggings with.. plus they only sit on unpadded stone and wood chairs :| It must be a tough life.. But my strongest argument for adding them in is simple hilarity and storytelling.. Story bits where dwarves fall out of trees and explode their genitals, or get sent flying and slide on their genitals, or taking an arrow to the arse (or getting a rotting disease that starts on an ass-cheek) are all hilarious.. Potential perverted enemy-AI wrestlers wrangling with genitals :>
I just don't see any true DF player being put off by some booty and nondescript genitalia, especially when we're busy trying to weaponize babies (by either ripping them away from their mothers for toddler military training or actually making artifact baby-weapons) and a hundred "worse" (aka amazing) things than that :> I, myself, would be proud to have my gens snapped off by a dragon, or to get punched in the ass by a bronze colossus
(Dirty immature bathroom talk below, beware, beeeWAAARE!)
For the last bit: the poo and pee :> Another thing I would have absolutely no problem with being added
When my dwarf dies he should crap his cat-leather thong! This game is cherished for its depth and in general city/civilization-building sewage is a serious deal
Something as crazy as "A toilet for every dwarf and a clean bucket to flush with!!" may be too much, but adding an actual 'bathing zone' designation would be cool, and add a bit of control and structure to those 'bathe self' commands..
A dwarf that can't make it to the bathroom-zone on time, or can't walk, perhaps low-discipline dwarves confronted by a terrifying enemy, or maybe even dwarves afflicted by certain diseases/illnesses, dwarves that die, and dwarves that are insane would be the only dwarves that'd ever cut loose inside your fort.. Before a zone was designated maybe they'd path for any outdoor grass tile to use as a bathroom (urine wouldn't leave anything behind outside, but poo would stick around for a day or three before becoming "one" with the earth, or if rain came..).. It'd be the same as vomit, pretty much, disappearing over time if not cleaned, except that vomit doesn't generate bad feelings, apparently, and crap and piss probably should
The more I think about it.. we need this! (or at the very least could use a way to focus dwarves that want to wash themselves, since it sounds like, once soiled, they can pick any non-forbidden non-river water to use for self-cleaning.. Honestly not sure, since I've never constructed a makeshift cleaning area or one of those high-traffic water-pit contaminant-remover thingys in any of my forts, haha).. :> Another point, if this ever were implemented, would be the fact that any natural, living, eating creature should technically poo, and that poo should be usable as fertilizer, and all that poo could potentially damage fps.. But it'd also allow you to dump literal tons of feces into your pits, to add to that warm welcoming feeling of being trapped in a corpse-filled miasma pit
I dunno.. I think I'm coming off my poo-high now, and starting to think that maybe having poo to laugh about and deal with isn't worth the Toad-time it'd consume to implement
Still, it'd be entertaining at the very least..
'The goblin maceman defecates in fear!' 'Urist Twoply has been disturbed by the presence of feces lately.'
IMMERSION! Immerse me in feces!!