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Is this sodding thing dead, and if so, shall we make a new one?

Its dead jim...
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NO! IT LIVES!!!
- 3 (33.3%)
-below are new one options-
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Yes, exactly the same idea but with more action sooner!
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No, burn the heritic!
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yes, but new style (post below)
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Whats this thing again?
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Author Topic: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)  (Read 22667 times)

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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #135 on: October 14, 2014, 07:29:03 pm »

Grab the phone, turn it on if possible, and speak:
"We ran into a few stragglers here. Rookies, by the look of it. Went down without a fight. All hostiles neutralized here. Over."
Turning it off, Pendle addresses the squad.
"So. We're under attack by people in purple hardsuits carrying porn. Seems like this is gonna become our normal day, though, so I recommend you get used to it. Now, let's get going."
Get going.


((I am SO glad I put those points in agility.))
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #136 on: October 14, 2014, 08:02:26 pm »

I'll grab one of those guns. Better than the pistol I've got now anyway.

Grab a carbine.
You do still have the miscellaneous object thrower (AKA railgun)

(Does the door lead into a hallway? if so is the room at the end of the hall or is it on a "T" section?)

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More like ... ah...
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The halls a hole. Cylinder shaft...

Fuck, I really cant describe shit...
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #137 on: October 14, 2014, 08:24:08 pm »

I'll grab one of those guns. Better than the pistol I've got now anyway.

Grab a carbine.
You do still have the miscellaneous object thrower (AKA railgun)
((Use it to shoot the porn mag at them! It's a brilliant strategy!))
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #138 on: October 14, 2014, 11:41:14 pm »

More like ... ah...
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The halls a hole. Cylinder shaft...

Fuck, I really cant describe shit...
(Nuh I think I get it. There's gravity? )
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Make sure the hall it clear.
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #139 on: October 15, 2014, 12:46:37 pm »

At the moment there is gravity, but you are on a ship that only has gravity when it is under thrust.
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #140 on: October 17, 2014, 02:27:10 pm »

Update today.
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2014, 05:00:25 pm »

((Will loading the porno mag work?))
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #142 on: October 17, 2014, 05:17:34 pm »

It aint ferrous, is it?
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #143 on: October 17, 2014, 10:49:50 pm »

Same day service, its only same day for another 9.5 min!
"Damn I'm awesome. I'll be appropriating one of their guns. Someone should probably grab that phone. It's probably how they stay in contact. And maybe grab the magazine for...reasons."
Take one of the carbines if it doesn't put me over load limit.
I'll grab one of those guns. Better than the pistol I've got now anyway.
Grab a carbine.

Mason and Tom each grab one of the Carbines, which appear to have burned part of themselves out and wheigh about 15lbs. Guess someone dosent want them to be used by the unauthorized...

Grab the phone, turn it on if possible, and speak:
"We ran into a few stragglers here. Rookies, by the look of it. Went down without a fight. All hostiles neutralized here. Over."
Turning it off, Pendle addresses the squad.
"So. We're under attack by people in purple hardsuits carrying porn. Seems like this is gonna become our normal day, though, so I recommend you get used to it. Now, let's get going."
Get going.
Make sure the hall it clear.

Pendle, meanwhile, picks up the cellphone, and before looking like a fool turning it on notices that it is clearly a civvie model. Must have been the guys personal phone.
As he does this Eava peers down the shaft, spotting a bunch more purple suits. One of them seems slightly agitated. Sooking about for a way to clear the place, she spots several packs of explocives in the ammo locker, aswell as Tom's object locker.
She then procedes to yoink it from him and load a shell, before firing it down the pit.

About that time everyone starts to notice that the constant jutter caused by firing engines has cieced, as has the gravitational force seemingly caused by it.









Sorry about the heavy handedness, but you guys do know that you can shoot just about anything outa that gun thats made outa steel or iron, sutch as the explosives used in the example and the ammo for yer guns? Hell, you could shoot that cellphone.
Pendle, yer a shit medic.
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« Last Edit: October 17, 2014, 11:22:22 pm by Aseaheru »
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #144 on: October 17, 2014, 11:20:08 pm »

Lean over and fire into the pit once the explosive goes off to mop up stragglers.
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #145 on: October 17, 2014, 11:20:52 pm »

(Wait did I just blow up those guys in the hall way? O_O)
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #146 on: October 17, 2014, 11:22:03 pm »

(Wait did I just blow up those guys in the hall way? O_O)
((Dunno. Didn't say if it went off or not.))
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #147 on: October 17, 2014, 11:22:28 pm »

...The hell did I do? Only three people have suffered any injuries: One was shot while away from the group. The other instagibbed due to explosive decompression. I can't exactly treat total disintegration! Finally, the third, who actually *does* have a treatable wound, has apparently already been treated.

Anyways, I'm feeling petty. Look through the contact numbers in the phone, and call one that looks to be a close or beloved family member, optimally wife/husband or mother/father.
"I've killed your [insert likely relation here]. I know who and where you are. I'm coming for you. Don't bother with locks, honey; I'm already inside."
Turn off the phone, load it into the launcher, and fire down at the purple suited person down the shaft.
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #148 on: October 17, 2014, 11:24:05 pm »

...The hell did I do? Only three people have suffered any injuries: One was shot while away from the group. The other instagibbed due to explosive decompression. I can't exactly treat total disintegration! Finally, the third, who actually *does* have a treatable wound, has apparently already been treated.
Painkillers and sealing the area so the suit dosent leak isint really treatment.

Oh, you dont have the launcher, Eava does.
Or are you grabbing it from her?
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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)
« Reply #149 on: October 17, 2014, 11:28:49 pm »

Oi! That's mine! Could I have it back?
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