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[LoSboccacc]

- no silly damocles, the coordinate are for the plan...
- damocles nukes the emperor
- the throne explosion resonates in the warp and across webways, collapsing them into real space
- daemons! daemons everywhere. but now they can't actually die and return to the warp.
- most demons have to come to term with newfound mortality
- many of them settle on agricultural worlds, working the land and drinking blood from the occasional cow
- the imperial guard start demanding a percentage of the daemon to join ranks
- meanwhile, the laughing god can finally bang lovely eldars ladies, and all worked out according to his plan

[varsovie]

- meanwhile, the laughing god can finally bang lovely eldars ladies, and all worked out according to his plan

His powers are growing, I found myself laughing so hard.

[Xeron]

Is it just me or is loading not working ? It just freezes for me.

[umiman]

- Hi, we're conducting a census for the Imperium. Are you currently the head of this household?
- Yes.
- How many others live here?
- Let's see, there's me, the wife, and our daughter Jane.
- Great. How would you rate the heresy level in your household?
- Well, emps, I don't know... what do people say?
- Your neighbor, Bill reported being 48% heretic.
- I see. Well, we're 148% heretic.
- Sir, that is mathematically impossible.
- Nonsesnse! In fact, I forgot to count grandma, so we're 300% cultist.
- ... so she's what? 744% heretic?
- That's right. We all are! Mark it down on your holopad.
- *sighs*

LOL

[DukeFluffy]

0.6549

Major Changes:
Penitent Chapters now have time-based Penitence rather than an abstract 'kill score' that must be met.  This means there is no longer a decay threshold.  You can still play a Chapter with the old style of Penitence by taking the Blood Debt disadvantage.

Minor Changes:
If you select some units using the 'Unit Type' buttons, and clear your selection, other 'Unit Type' buttons should now work properly.
Company Champions no longer have their own 'Select by Type' button in management.
When selecting a premade/random/loaded Chapter, you may now skip through the various creation slides directly to gameplay.
Lamenters are now given 10 Gene-Seed at the start of the game rather than 0.
Double clicking on a unit in management will now select all similar units.
Artifact Tomes now do fun* things when equip to psykers!
Psychic powers are displayed more often in combat.
Psyker Chapter Masters with the Paragon trait, and Default psyker powers, can now kamehameha.
The marine display handles weapon positioning better.  Most weapons should now line up correctly with all armor types.
Several new sprites have been added for wargear in the marine display, courtesy of Toni "TrashMan" Staničić.
When an enemy faction leader is forcing a goodbye you may no longer click missing diplomacy buttons.
Brothers, All advantage added.
Founding Chapters now begin with a 10-man Honor Guard.
Honor Guard now have pretty helmets.
Blood Debt disadvantage added.
Fixed a bug that would only grant the Born Leader Chapter Master bonus if Penitent.
Failing to send forces on a Crusade, when Penitent/Blood Debt'ed, will now cause your Chapter to be considered traitor.
A 'Cancel' button has been added to the Advantages and Disadvantages screens in Chapter creation.
When the Star Selection screen is open, clicking anywhere not part of it will close out of that screen.
Jump-Packs equip to units on the ground will no longer vanish from Management.
Sanguinary Guard now begin with Jump-Packs, as was intended.
The Blood Angels Chapter Master, Sanguinary Guard, and Dark Angels Deathwing now have special coloration.
The method used to dispose of an assassinated Planetary Governor is finally displayed within the assassination popup.

[Hetairos]

- Hi, we're conducting a census for the Imperium. Are you currently the head of this household?
- Yes.
- How many others live here?
- Let's see, there's me, the wife, and our daughter Jane.
- Great. How would you rate the heresy level in your household?
- Well, emps, I don't know... what do people say?
- Your neighbor, Bill reported being 48% heretic.
- I see. Well, we're 148% heretic.
- Sir, that is mathematically impossible.
- Nonsesnse! In fact, I forgot to count grandma, so we're 300% cultist.
- ... so she's what? 744% heretic?
- That's right. We all are! Mark it down on your holopad.
- *sighs*

"How many people inhabit this planet?"
"7 billion, my lord."
"And how many of them are consorting with Chaos?"
"About 50 billion."
"How is that even possible?"
"The vileness of the heretic knows no bounds, my lord."
"...right."

[Taricus]

Okay, a little bit of a hilarious bug with blood debt. After completing it, you get a relations boost with all imperial factions. This, however, doesn't stop. EVERY turn since completion will boost those relations until... I don't know, but it's keeps going past a hundred so...

[DukeFluffy]

Okay, a little bit of a hilarious bug with blood debt. After completing it, you get a relations boost with all imperial factions. This, however, doesn't stop. EVERY turn since completion will boost those relations until... I don't know, but it's keeps going past a hundred so...

Just hotfixed this.

And then hotfixed something else.

And then hotfixed a third time.  I'm on a roll.

[UXLZ]

Wait, does that mean all this time I've been playing a Born Leader and not getting any bonus? D;

[DukeFluffy]

Wait, does that mean all this time I've been playing a Born Leader and not getting any bonus? D;

We'll both be a lot happier if we pretend otherwise.

[nenjin]

Wait, does that mean all this time I've been playing a Born Leader and not getting any bonus? D;

Leadership is its own reward.

[Zangi]

Wait, does that mean all this time I've been playing a Born Leader and not getting any bonus? D;

We'll both be a lot happier if we pretend otherwise.

Think of it as a buff!

[Akura]

Download link in the first page does not work.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Download link in the first page does not work.

I'll get right on that.

EDIT: It works for me, what problem are you having?

[Akura]

The problem is, I'm a fucking idiot that didn't notice it was a Mediafire link and I've been right-clicking/Save-as.