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Mitsuru/Louis (Because why not.)

2 (14.3%)

Mitsuru/Mimu (Platonic, big sister/little sister relationship.)

0 (0%)

Louis/Amy (Because Amy seems quite tsundere and Louis is the perfect one to trigger her outbursts if so)

0 (0%)

Louis/Mimu (We have to have one crack pairing here.)

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John/Mimu (Oooooooh. Ouch.)

0 (0%)

John/Mitsuru (I don't even)

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Ichabod/Mimu (This would probably be platonic)

0 (0%)

Fuchsia/Everybody (Yep.)

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Matthew/Amy (Yep.)

0 (0%)

Ryuka/Louis (Why not?)

0 (0%)

Empiricist/A goat (Running gags ahoy)

1 (7.1%)

Marcus/Mimu

0 (0%)

Marcus/Louis

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Marcus/Ryuka (witty subtexts are for schmucks)

1 (7.1%)

Inno/Mimu

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Inno/Ichabod (Go bond together over your alienness or something.)

0 (0%)

John/Inno (And halo 3 is ruined for me)

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Ailill/Harem (RTD-style rolls + harem? Is it my birthday?)

1 (7.1%)

Marcus/Harem (the saddest thing is that it would make him super powerful)

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THE/Ghislane (you imagine how that works, I'm not gonna)

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Oliver/Ghislane (well, if oliver is a masochist, they're halfway there)

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Fuschia/John (this might actually not result in a trainwreck

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Everyone/Everyone (this will end badly)

1 (7.1%)

Pauliina/Mitsuru (lamia ships are best ships)

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Ytlra/Oliver (trainwreck)

1 (7.1%)

Pauliina/Mimu (glomping for days)

1 (7.1%)

Marcus/Mitsuru (onee-saaan)

0 (0%)

Matthew/Ghislaine (well, he might be able to break the manacles...)

0 (0%)

Tom/Ghislaine (Tom will think it's hilarious until she bites his face off)

1 (7.1%)

Marcus/Ghislaine (mutated hateship?)

0 (0%)

Ghislaine/Fuschia (shitstorm ensues)

2 (14.3%)

Tohru/Oliver

0 (0%)

Tohru/Shiro

1 (7.1%)

Medea/Madi

1 (7.1%)

Tohru/Madi

0 (0%)

Souji/Ghislaine (this would be hilarious, come on)

0 (0%)

Tom/Shiro

0 (0%)

Shiro/Ghislaine

0 (0%)

Emp/Ducks dressed as goats

0 (0%)

Kyle/Medea

0 (0%)

Kyle/Madi

1 (7.1%)

Kyle/Shiro

0 (0%)

Kyle/Tom

0 (0%)

Kyle/Mitsuru

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Xantalos]

NOTHING HERE

[smurfingtonthethird]

Yeah, that's actually really fucking weird.

[Xantalos]

Nope

[smurfingtonthethird]

What the hell were the teachers doing?

[Xantalos]

N

[smurfingtonthethird]

Ugh.


In other news, I will be on a vacation with my friends from September 22nd to 26th, meaning that my access to the interwebs will be limited.

[Xantalos]

What was this, I wonder?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

In fairness, my characters were almost completely innocent of this crap.

[Xantalos]

Dammit tiredness

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Actually, no.

My characters and Angerus were the only ones to never have sex. Apart from the obvious (Vornar, Cultist-chan) I kept track.

[Xantalos]

And Darnos. No, the time he accidentally raped the universe doesn't count.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The irony of the shipper god's characters being virgins does not escape me.

[Empiricist]

So whilst it will automatically appear to defend the user, the user also has to worry about how if they get too nervous on a date, Azathoth might pop in, sequestrated in the form of a robotic luchadore-mask wearing mummy knight based off of King Arthur and offer 'relationship advice'.

Or something new such as localized vector-scalar conversion? (No, I have absolutely no idea what a mass of 50 kilograms forwards would act like either, but it probably would be quite amusing)

Well, I've decided to try and narrate what a combination of the two ideas would be:

The screaming began as soon as the quicksilver guillotine cleaved the table in twain. As it rose once more, now in the form of a kopesh, the screaming could only grow louder. Standing in the midst of the restaurant, joints sparsely wreathed in bandages of white alabaster, was an armor clad figure. Its head was little more than a pale, free-floating mask, bearing a large stylized eye, seemingly inscribed upon reality itself. Its body was a chitinous mass of platinum, fashioned to resemble medieval armor. Desperate panic staining their countenance, the unwitting summoner tries to dismiss it. To halt it.

Something.

Anything.

Yet if their silent pleading was heard, it was certainly not understood. An unearthly howl rips through the air as the eye is bifurcated into a screaming maw. Accompanying the oddly canine screech, was a region of distorted light.

How does one describe the indescribable? There are sights that transcend sight, and sounds that transgress sound. What words could survive within the undulating boundaries of this grim phantasmagoria? To watch helplessly as the constant foundations of one's reality are revealed to be mere mirages. To endure the new-found caprices of now blasphemous tensor fields. Surely such sacrilege was a crueler fate than the vice of any villain. For the evils of man are but comprehensible whilst the vicissitudes of the universe itself bore no such mercy. Mass gained direction. Relativity began to discriminate between trajectories. Escape became impossible as mechanical forces lost all integrity. Soon, the building crumbled. Debris strewn alongside the broken remnants of what may have once been recognizable as human bodies. The two survivors, the summoner and their companion exchanged a shuddering sigh. It was over. The Seraph of the Godless Heavens had departed, leaving nothing but rubble and ruin in its wake.

Welp. Looks like the date was ruined then.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: HE'S BACK (click to show/hide)

Student Name: Darnos Valtor
Description: He looks like an awful person for whatever reason
Background: Darnos seems to be a normal kid. He's been noted as a bit distant at times, but can be very charismatic when it suits him to be. He didn't really demonstrate anything out of the ordinary until he got in a fight with a fellow student, apparently over some matter concerning the Layar war. The other student was severely injured and hospitalized, with several broken bones. [school organization] got involved when odd patterns of broken things were noticed around where the fight happened. Cracked bricks, splinters in the walls, evidence of directed force not possible with fists. Subsequent testing under the guise of mandatory counselling revealed that Darnos had magic, and psychological tests indicated that he was a high-functioning sociopath. Once the offer was extended to him, Darnos gladly joined the Academy and has just been hanging around for the past few days.
Ability: He breaks things. By exerting his will, he can cause whatever he focuses on to shatter, dent, crack, etc. For now, since he's mostly untrained, it's more effective the closer he gets to touching the object, and he can't do anything high-level or stuff. Reasonable like.
He has the same classes as THE because I'm lazy.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Spoiler: HE'S BACK (click to show/hide)

Student Name: Darnos Valtor
Description: He looks like an awful person for whatever reason
Background: Darnos seems to be a normal kid. He's been noted as a bit distant at times, but can be very charismatic when it suits him to be. He didn't really demonstrate anything out of the ordinary until he got in a fight with a fellow student, apparently over some matter concerning the Layar war. The other student was severely injured and hospitalized, with several broken bones. [school organization] got involved when odd patterns of broken things were noticed around where the fight happened. Cracked bricks, splinters in the walls, evidence of directed force not possible with fists. Subsequent testing under the guise of mandatory counselling revealed that Darnos had magic, and psychological tests indicated that he was a high-functioning sociopath. Once the offer was extended to him, Darnos gladly joined the Academy and has just been hanging around for the past few days.
Ability: He breaks things. By exerting his will, he can cause whatever he focuses on to shatter, dent, crack, etc. For now, since he's mostly untrained, it's more effective the closer he gets to touching the object, and he can't do anything high-level or stuff. Reasonable like.
He has the same classes as THE because I'm lazy.

Accepted.