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Author Topic: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl  (Read 4560 times)

Wwolin

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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2014, 05:43:17 pm »

ENTER DUNGEON
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2014, 09:14:48 pm »

OH NO SET DISARMING TRAPS ON MY FEET TO DISARM ANY TRAPS I STEP ON
[7]THEY ARE NOW ON YOUR FEET BUT THEY HURT LIKE HELL. -2 SMEERPS. YOU HAVE UNFORTUNATELY BECOME LOST.

LOOK FOR LAVISH LOOT

TAKE LAVISH LOOT FASTER
[4 VS 3] SHADESTYLE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF LAVISH LOOT, 2 GOLDEN COINS DATED 44 BC

WAIT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

ANYWAY NUNZILLOR LOSES A SMEERP FOR TRYING TO DO THINGS THAT CANNOT BE DONE

ENTER DUNGEON
[6]YOU ENTER THE DUNGEON WITH VIGOR. YOU MAKE IT HALFWAY DOWN THE HALL BEFORE YOU OBTAIN A FLESH WOUND FROM A LARGE SERRATED DISC. MINUS ONE SMEERP.
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2014, 09:39:32 pm »

SEARCH FOR DOORS, IF DOORS ARE FOUND, USE COIN TO FORCE TRAP ACTIVATION. WITH MY FIST.
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2014, 11:14:32 am »

[3]YOU FIND NO DOORS AND TRIP AND HIT YOUR FACE ON A BIG STICK. -1 SMEERP.
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2014, 11:37:50 am »

TAKE THE STICK AND EAT IT TO RECOVER SMEERP
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2014, 11:43:30 am »

[7]YOU TAKE THE STICK AND EAT IT A LOT

STICKS ARE NOT FOR EATING -2 SMEERPS
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2014, 11:50:01 am »

LEARN MUSCLE WIZARDRY.
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2014, 11:53:16 am »

[7]YOU WORK OUT AND BECOME A MUSCLE WIZARD

THEN THE REAL MUSCLE WIZARD CASTS FIST ON YOU

-2 SMEERPS
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2014, 11:57:55 am »

CAST "DETECT WORKOUT EQUIPMENT", APOLOGIZE TO MUSCLE WIZARD VERY LOUDLY FOR NOT CONSULTING HIM FIRST.
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2014, 12:03:15 pm »

WAITLIST AS THIEFY GUY.
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2014, 12:38:23 pm »

CURE THE MUSCLE WIZARDS WOUNDS
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2014, 12:42:25 pm »

CURE THE MUSCLE WIZARDS WOUNDS
"THE REAL ONE OR ME?"
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2014, 02:59:37 pm »

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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2014, 07:02:46 pm »

WAITLIST AS THIEFY GUY.
[7] ARE NOW THE THIEFY GUY WITH TWO MISSING SMEERPS
CAST "DETECT WORKOUT EQUIPMENT", APOLOGIZE TO MUSCLE WIZARD VERY LOUDLY FOR NOT CONSULTING HIM FIRST.
[6] MUSCLE WIZARD DOES NOT APPRECIATE

-1 SMEERP I THINK YOU'RE LOST NOW
CURE THE MUSCLE WIZARDS WOUNDS
[4] YOU CURE NOBODY WOUNDS
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Re: Roll to Somehow Win a Brutal Grimdark Dungeon Crawl
« Reply #44 on: August 19, 2014, 07:28:37 pm »

[3] NAW MAN, SEE THE ROLL OVER THERE? I SURVIVED DYING.
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