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Author Topic: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)  (Read 20820 times)

Lenglon

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #285 on: August 18, 2014, 05:19:55 pm »

My eyes widen and I slowly back away from the group without saying a word, and my eyes flick down the hallways beside me before returning to watch the threats in front of me. my hands are beginning to tremble a little as well.

((Um, do people need an explanation of why Ahrian is acting the way she is? There's a good reason.))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #286 on: August 18, 2014, 05:24:04 pm »

Since he hadn't seen the Aria business, Sven enters the room.
"The hell is that?"
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #287 on: August 18, 2014, 05:26:27 pm »

This, is what I am preeetty sure is a male in a polo shirt.
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #288 on: August 18, 2014, 05:30:47 pm »

The man looks down at his lack of a polo shirt.

Kyle looks up before waving Ahri over.
((As GM it would be nice to know.))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #289 on: August 18, 2014, 05:34:27 pm »

Yesh, polo shirt. That is not a speedo like you think it ish~ The speedo ish an illusion! Clearly the lawngnomes are messing with your mind! ((Akia is totes aware it's a speedo~ He's being nonsensical as usual~))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #290 on: August 18, 2014, 05:37:03 pm »

He shrugs and goes back to the paper.
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #291 on: August 18, 2014, 05:41:39 pm »

Akia goes back to reading over his shoulder, probably actually trying to read something.
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #292 on: August 18, 2014, 05:45:27 pm »

((1. Ahrian is effectively a kidnap victim. she has no way to go home, no real understanding of the world she landed in, and is in an environment totally beyond her control.
 2. Ahrian was already agitated by the man antagonizing her earlier.
 3. Ahrian was suddenly added to a small, handpicked group that she wasn't origionally going to be in after the leader of said group laid eyes on her.
 4. Ahrian was then drawn away from the people other than that small handpicked group.
 5. once isolated, she was the target of a 3-person assgrab attempt.
 6. after she reacted negatively, she was insulted in a way that she wouldn't understand what was being said (this was able to be figured out by the context of what others said, though she still doesn't know what a tsundere is)
 7. at the same time as this, she was asked to calm down and offered unlikely gifts in response: "come on Ahri, I'll get you anything you want. Two of anything you want."
 8. she is being asked to enter a small enclosed isolated space with only the people that were handpicked.
 9 of the five people (corgi and johnny count as the same being for her count, but steve doesn't), three were involved in the assgrab attempt, one attempted to help cover up the insult, and one appears to be a utter sociopath.
 10. the group leader keeps calling her by a pet name, not the name she has introduced herself as having.
 11. Ahrian is far less physically imposing than the others in the room, and she knows it.

Ahrian's conclusion: you're attempting to gang-rape her))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #293 on: August 18, 2014, 05:52:19 pm »

((Does Ahri happen to be an expy from a LoL?))
Rhides looks at Ahrian.
 "Trembling hands, nervous glancing - signs of nervousness, signs of physical insuperiority. Your physical skills are weak, yet your skills with the arcane arts are outstanding. Am I correct?"

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #294 on: August 18, 2014, 05:54:21 pm »

"Fascinating, such a visceral reaction to having one's tails touched." N had followed the group.  "Gentlemen, I would suggest avoiding her tails.  Biological foci for magical power are renowned for their sensitivity, especially with regards to mythical beings.  I suspect that even the slightest damage would be roughly equivalent to someone punching you in the dick."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #295 on: August 18, 2014, 05:55:31 pm »

It seems to be the on site news. The headline is about how one of the head vampire hunters recently got married to a Dhampir. How sweet.

((To be fair, the assgrab for at least one of them had completely nonharmful reasons.))
Kyle continues standing there waiting. He doesn't look annoyed.
And then N.
"Other room N."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #296 on: August 18, 2014, 05:58:39 pm »

Akia pokes the person

You're Keith right~?
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #297 on: August 18, 2014, 05:58:53 pm »

Sven exits the room.
"Can I please not be in group one? Everyone other than Z are batshit insane."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #298 on: August 18, 2014, 06:00:12 pm »

"Yes."
Keith says without looking up from his paper.

Kyle isn't in the hall so he can't hear Sven.
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #299 on: August 18, 2014, 06:00:29 pm »

"Is this not group two? Apologies.  I thought that we were missing the interesting girl and her handler." With that he summarily slips out of the room.  You can hear him hacking and wheezing down the hall as he leaves.

Arriving in the other room, "Apologies, needed to use the latrines."
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