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Author Topic: Roll to Wild West  (Read 4533 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2014, 03:15:06 pm »

Landon would just smile, with a dark smile. He would lob a coin to the bartender.

"Keep the change."
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Beirus

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2014, 03:20:31 pm »

Continue conversation with that gal I was talking to earlier, unless she left at some point during the day, at which point maybe listen to conversations around the saloon for anything interesting to do.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2014, 03:25:22 pm »

Cheery catches the coin, and nods.

"Try not to kill anyone in here, or I will make you mop up the blood yourself. Have fun now."
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2014, 09:28:18 pm »

action: My kind of game! Fleece em!
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2014, 10:14:26 pm »

Continue conversation with that gal I was talking to earlier, unless she left at some point during the day, at which point maybe listen to conversations around the saloon for anything interesting to do.

[1] You try to make some light conversation with the lady, but she seems very focused on the game. Yr distraction with her has left you in realization that she cleaned you and the while table out!

action: My kind of game! Fleece em!

[6] You clean em all out! One older man stands up and points his gun at you

"You fuckin' cunt cheat!"

Uh oh.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2014, 10:19:44 pm »

((What? When did I join the poker game? I never stated wanting to join the poker game.))
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2014, 01:55:23 am »

I join the poker game, then.
After I aim my pistol at the guy accusing the other of cheating, of course.
"Senor, put away the gun and play. If you can't... well, maybe yer no good with risks, and two against one is pretty tough to me."
« Last Edit: August 21, 2014, 01:58:29 am by SaberToothTiger »
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2014, 04:39:38 am »

Cheery grabs the glass he was polishing and a few of the more expensive bottles of booze and ducks down behind the bar, talking loudly so everyone can hear him

"Now now, gentlemen and lady! There's no need for violence inside, you can have yourselves a perfectly fine shootout outside in the street! I swear, if any of you get blood and guts anywhere I'll get very angry!"

Things are getting nasty, duck down into cover behind the bar. Make sure the double barrel is loaded.

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2014, 05:15:57 am »

(I take it i'm the older guy? If so)
Grab the thief, and take him outside. While dragging him, declare a duel has been issued, starting now.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2014, 07:27:34 am »

"I'm afriad you ain't goin' anywhere with this man. Just 'cause ya can't play poker don't mean ya can kill anyone ye wan-"
At that point shoot him in the arm holding the gun.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2014, 11:00:28 am »

((Welp, this is going to become a mess quite quickly. Now I'm gonna contibute. Oh, and it would seem the thief is a woman, and not my character, to clarify.))

"And just because you have a gun, doesn't mean you get to interfere in another man's duel."

Shoot the guy shooting the other guy. Aim for his gun arm.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2014, 02:07:11 pm by Beirus »
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2014, 01:16:33 pm »

(I take it i'm the older guy? If so)
Grab the thief, and take him outside. While dragging him, declare a duel has been issued, starting now.

No
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2014, 02:00:38 pm »

"I suppose it's cheating if just that much better, you don't have a chance?" She comments, preparing to scoop her money and run...er skedaddale!

Action: Collect my winnings and scoot away while everyone is shooting
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2014, 05:35:12 pm »

Have a shot of whiskey while the situation heats up.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2014, 06:13:23 pm »

*bump*
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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