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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2014, 09:44:49 pm »

Follow the Marshal. Remind everyone the meeting place.

"Haggard. I'm here to find a man named Paco  Gonsalez, also known as "Cabron". He is guilty of treason and I represent the government of United States in order to bring that heathen to justice. That play out there? It will get his attention."

The lies wouldn't stop.

"My task is to make sure he meets justice before he flees to Mexico."
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2014, 09:08:12 am »

Search for the bounties. Sheriff place, perhaps?
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2014, 09:31:22 am »

"Don't think so, chief. It's been pretty dead here for a while now. Some idiot just discharged his weapon in the street a few moments ago, that's about as much excitement as we've had I reckon'. Tiny umbrella?"

Pour this fine gentleman a glass of whisky. The good stuff, and don't skimp. Put in a tiny umbrella if he so desires.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2014, 11:23:01 am »

Follow the Marshal. Remind everyone the meeting place.

"Haggard. I'm here to find a man named Paco  Gonsalez, also known as "Cabron". He is guilty of treason and I represent the government of United States in order to bring that heathen to justice. That play out there? It will get his attention."

The lies wouldn't stop.

"My task is to make sure he meets justice before he flees to Mexico."

[5] "Treason? Well golly... Alright Haggard, If you find out where he's holed up, you come get us and we'll see that you get that sum'va bitch"

Search for the bounties. Sheriff place, perhaps?

[2] While outside the post you find no bounty papers, you overhear about a manhunt inside. Maybe that'll pay well?

"Don't think so, chief. It's been pretty dead here for a while now. Some idiot just discharged his weapon in the street a few moments ago, that's about as much excitement as we've had I reckon'. Tiny umbrella?"

Pour this fine gentleman a glass of whisky. The good stuff, and don't skimp. Put in a tiny umbrella if he so desires.

[5] With an excellent finesse of an experienced bartender, you fill up the man's drummer to the top, all the while not spilling a drop.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2014, 11:40:22 am »

"I got a plan. Marshal. Send some of your deputies to shoot up some Mexicanos while disguised."

If this moron orders his men to start killin' Paco's men, the entire place will be burnt down. Not my problem, but how this idiot got to be a marshal?

"In the meantime I'll "join" his gang and trick them into attacking us. But it'll be an ambush and our country will save time from a trial."

"And by the way, got some whiskey?"

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2014, 05:08:35 pm »

"I got a plan. Marshal. Send some of your deputies to shoot up some Mexicanos while disguised."

If this moron orders his men to start killin' Paco's men, the entire place will be burnt down. Not my problem, but how this idiot got to be a marshal?

"In the meantime I'll "join" his gang and trick them into attacking us. But it'll be an ambush and our country will save time from a trial."

"And by the way, got some whiskey?"

[6] "Well now Federal Boy, that ain't how the law works. I can't have my men fire at people whenever they please. Even if they're scum. Now if you'll help the town with known threats, maybe you'll get the attention of your Mexican friend."

He points you to the saloon, states that alcohol is not permitted in the workplace.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2014, 05:11:19 pm »

"Fine. Know anybody well fit for some combat who is not a lawman and doesn't mind shooting up some gringos?"
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2014, 05:15:02 pm »

Action: Look for a local card game.,.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2014, 06:14:46 pm »

Manhunt sounds fine. Inquire about it.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2014, 06:37:12 pm »

"No tiny umbrella, thanks."

Down the whiskey, order another. Pay the bartender by the drink.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2014, 06:38:49 pm »

@Sarrak
Could you write some actual dialogue? I need to know in what way do you "inquire" about it.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2014, 10:00:43 pm »

"Fine. Know anybody well fit for some combat who is not a lawman and doesn't mind shooting up some gringos?"

"Go by the Saloon. Should be some interestin' characters there".

Action: Look for a local card game.,.

At the Saloon, you find a table of people playing Texas Hold Em'.

Manhunt sounds fine. Inquire about it.

You approach the man who doesn't have a badge.

"No tiny umbrella, thanks."

Down the whiskey, order another. Pay the bartender by the drink.

As you enjoy yourself, you notice a pretty young gal eyeing a game of Poker.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2014, 10:04:00 pm »

"Yeah? What do ye wan'?"
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2014, 11:09:20 pm »

Go talk to that gal after another dose of liquid courage.
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Re: Roll to Wild West
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2014, 04:14:55 am »

"I overheard that you need some men to kill some people... Name the price and I'll see to it."
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.
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