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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #120 on: August 28, 2014, 01:42:42 am »

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #121 on: August 28, 2014, 05:36:01 pm »

(5) You call your lawyer, oh there he is, in tartarus with you. he informs you that there is nothing he can do, since there is a massive spear in his stomach.

(20) You destroy the third molecule, 1/3 of all the catgirls and giant tortoises transform into Robots the size of children who are capable of performing one free action without a dice roll. (3) you are a child sized robot.

(4) You digest all of creation, at hose sizes though it has little effect, life goes on in it's digested state. (1) You transform into a planet sized tortoise.

(15) You do so, becoming a (3) flaming child sized robot.

(2) IN OTHER NEWS: Child sized robots are persecuted for their miraculous powers, thousands die.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #122 on: August 28, 2014, 06:27:33 pm »

Eat all other child sized robots to acquire their powers. Use my power to do so!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #123 on: August 28, 2014, 07:45:40 pm »

I CREATE AN OAK TREE THAT GRANTS DEMIGODHOOD TO HEROIC PURE HEARTED LADIES
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #124 on: August 29, 2014, 04:05:00 pm »

(16) you already have everyone in your stomach. allowing you to make use of their power so long as they are in you.

(10) You do so, but there is only 1 in 10,000,000 women who qualify.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #125 on: August 29, 2014, 04:56:46 pm »

Divide by zero!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #126 on: August 29, 2014, 07:10:57 pm »

Divide by zero!
divide that by infinitely
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #127 on: August 29, 2014, 10:58:38 pm »

Get back into this game as something awesome.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #128 on: August 30, 2014, 04:57:41 pm »

You divide by zero. the answer is infinity.

you divide it by infinity, the answer is 1

(8) You get back in as a (3) Child sized robot. Awesome right?!

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #129 on: August 30, 2014, 05:28:17 pm »

Be the generic brand brother in law.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #130 on: August 30, 2014, 10:29:52 pm »

Find out more of why child sized robots are persecuted
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #131 on: August 30, 2014, 10:32:49 pm »

Be the generic brand brother in law.
Prevent this action by any means necessary.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #132 on: August 31, 2014, 02:41:00 pm »

You become that, whatever it is.

(4) You discover a dark and terrible secret, that the child sized robots were originally terrible warlords destined to destroy all creation, and that their programmed instinct for destruction still remains in them. This is the reason they have been persicuted.

(18) you move to stop him realizing that it was all in his head, and that he is actually just a normal planet sized turtle, who is asleep, and has no special powers.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #133 on: August 31, 2014, 03:21:35 pm »

Be sad. Very sad. Make everyone depressed with just my presence. Also be a giant asshole, due to me still being a wannabe generic brand brother-in-law.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #134 on: August 31, 2014, 04:23:16 pm »

Remove The destruction part of the programming
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