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Author Topic: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)  (Read 8553 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #90 on: August 24, 2014, 06:39:31 pm »
Eat everyone!
EVERYONE
EVERYONE
EVERYONE
EVERYONE
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #91 on: August 24, 2014, 06:39:55 pm »
Be meta.  Play a game where my actions will always succeed. Also avoid being eaten.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #92 on: August 25, 2014, 04:27:55 pm »
(14) you eat everyone, in all realities, including all of your alternate selves.

(2) You decide to play a game where all your actions succeed, you also decide to avoid being eaten again now that you are in SaberToothtiger's Stomach.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #93 on: August 25, 2014, 04:30:18 pm »
Eat SaberToothTiger's stomach
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #94 on: August 25, 2014, 04:40:59 pm »
Eat my stomach along with Lightingfalcon.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2014, 04:51:13 pm »
(18) You eat his entire stomach, putting it in yours.

(3) You eat your stomach, but are forced to go inside Lightingfalcon's stomach to do so. His stomach acid's begin to eat away at your shrunken form. While eating yur stomach, you end up inside him while he is also inside you.
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You are now having excessive amounts of fun

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #96 on: August 25, 2014, 04:56:51 pm »
Digest Shadestyle before he can do to me what I did to him
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2014, 04:58:48 pm »
Proceed to digest all the paradoxes. Eat something too, I'm hungry.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #98 on: August 25, 2014, 05:14:43 pm »
(14) You digest me so quickly that i am unable to do whatever it is i was going to do.

(20) You digest every paradoxical element within your stomach, including yourself, the universe, and everything, you become the new universe, galaxies spinning within your body.
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Quote from: Twi on April 14, 2016, 09:03:21 pm
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #99 on: August 25, 2014, 05:21:00 pm »
Wait, damn it, typo.  Oh well.  Seeing as how I still have SaberToothTiger in my stomach, digest all the universes within him, killing countless beings.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #100 on: August 25, 2014, 05:27:03 pm »
BECOME INEDIBLE. NONFATALLY.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #101 on: August 25, 2014, 05:45:29 pm »
Fart incredibly loud and smelly. Eat anything that remains.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #102 on: August 25, 2014, 07:17:16 pm »
(20) you digest him, destroying all of the life that exists in that universe, you become the new bearer of all creation, galaxies swirling inside of you.

(10) You become inedible, Casting you out of all creation as you are no longer able to be within Lightingfalcon. You float through the void, unable to die.

(13) You fart from inside Tartarus-tartarus-tartarus, Where dead, dead, dead people go when they die, you eat everything that remains, but in the land of the dead, nothing remains.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #103 on: August 25, 2014, 07:23:33 pm »
But if I ate all the paradoxes, I can eat what has been eaten! Consume concepts of logic and dice.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #104 on: August 25, 2014, 07:29:22 pm »
SUMMON ALTERNATE REALITY SELVES INTO THE VOID WITH ME. CONSTRUCT BUNKER OUT OF ALTERNATE REALITY SELVES.
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