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[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Die

[Shadestyle]

(15) You moonwalk, fairly well in fact, considering you suddenly appear on the moon, with a strong urge to Grab your crotch and yell loudly before flicking a coin into a jukebox.

(6) You Die, and are reincarnated as an ice-cream factory.

[Lyeos]

Do those things!

[SaberToothTiger]

You lie, I rolled 11 instead of 20! This is an outrage!

Eat 50 kg of bacon.

[Shadestyle]

(9) You do all of those things, Mecha Jackson feels the disturbance in the force, bursting from the moonrocks, and begins to prepare his rockets.

(10) You eat 50 Kilo's of bacon, You only barely survive the heart attack afterward.

[SaberToothTiger]

Eat a heart attack along 150 kg of bacon.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

produce ice cream

[Lyeos]

Highjack Mech Jackson!

[Shadestyle]

(18) you eat your own heart attack along with 150 kilo's of bacon, becoming a mass of flesh and lard, you are no longer bound by the laws of life and nature.

(3) You produce ice cream, Through your ice cream senses, you detect someone who looks exactly like you did, He eats it and begins to freeze over from inside his throat.

(1) You highjack mecha jackson, but become entwined with his circuits, losing your free will as you are overwhelmed with your only directive, to dance.

[Lyeos]

This is acceptable! This is every MMO I have ever played!
Just Dance!

[SaberToothTiger]

Consume everything, including myself.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Force him to leave the ice factory

[Shadestyle]

(6) You just dance, horror wells up in the remnants of your human mind as you realize you take no pleasure in dancing, but rather, you are simply forced through the motions

(6) You consume everything, starting with yourself, You die and awaken in Tartarus.
 
(5) You force him out, And he thaws out as a result, Melting into a puddle and then dieing, another rival ice cream factory appears directly next to you.

[SaberToothTiger]

Eat Charon's boat, paddle and himself. Return to my corpse and eat it!

[Shadestyle]

(5) you eat charon's boat, paddle, and even him, you return to the world of the living, and eat your corpse again, Killing you. You awaken in Tartarus-tartarus, Where dead people go when they die.