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Author Topic: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)  (Read 8521 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2014, 07:50:48 pm »
Notice that dark forces seem to taken power on B12. It's time to purge the forum!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2014, 07:53:09 pm »
Fire lasers?  Fire lasers.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2014, 07:57:45 pm »
(14) you purge the "B12" forums of the dark forces possesing it, Airplane enthusiasts worldwide herald you as a hero from your flying Deathboat.

(20) you fire lasers so sweet and rad and awesome, that rave parties form around you as if by magic, throwing money as women (and possibly men) at you for the coolest lasers of all time.
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You are now having excessive amounts of fun

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2014, 08:01:09 pm »
Be a small mini - nerd appealing to his inner ego.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2014, 08:38:23 pm »
Use Party to launch the most well-liked video game company to date.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2014, 09:00:17 am »
NUKE THE GM
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #51 on: August 18, 2014, 09:16:56 am »
(19) you appeal to your inner ego, pretending to be a miniature nerd. you then post a command on the Bay12 forums alluding to this.

(20) you create a videogame company unlike any other, loved by all, young and old, large and small, the company produces so many good games and makes so much money that they branch out into making the world perfect, you sit in your ceo egg chair made of pure gold, enchanted with tears of joy taken from dragons, who eternally serve you for bringing peace to the world and allowing their kind to thrive once more.

(5) you nuke me, the radiation causes me to develop Mutant powers allowing me to regenerate from anything.
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You are now having excessive amounts of fun

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2014, 06:00:14 pm »
Make sure that all my future rolls will be rolled on a d1 on which 1 is a crit good success.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2014, 06:51:48 pm »
99 LUFTBALLONS
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2014, 07:03:24 pm »
(17) You will now always succeed at actions involving rolling! (but you always did that...)

(3) 99 LUFTBALOONS INDEED, BUT THEN ONE POPPED, SENDING YOU FLYING INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO. YOU AWAKEN AT THE RIVER STYX, CHARON LOOKS AT YOU WITH EMPTY EYES WHILE WEARING POOL FLOATIES.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2014, 07:18:15 pm »
Force Shadestyle to watch The Thing!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2014, 07:24:26 pm »
(14) You... I... FINE
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Quote from: Twi on April 14, 2016, 09:03:21 pm
You are now having excessive amounts of fun

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2014, 07:27:33 pm »
After he watches, ask his opinion!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2014, 07:28:46 pm »
(6) He would say it is great, but he cannot find a free version to watch, and is without money!
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Quote from: Twi on April 14, 2016, 09:03:21 pm
You are now having excessive amounts of fun

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist) UNDER NEW NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2014, 03:39:17 am »
Convince god that he does not exist
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