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Arcvasti

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #165 on: September 09, 2014, 05:23:58 pm »

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #166 on: September 09, 2014, 05:28:59 pm »

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #167 on: September 10, 2014, 12:19:21 am »

Make others fail their actions horribly!
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #168 on: September 10, 2014, 05:31:43 pm »

(12) You ascend, pretty standard god-like powers are thrust upon you. you are promptly slapped back into reality.

(17) You slap him back to reality, He falls from grace and lands on you.
 
(4) No need, they screwed that up pretty bad.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #169 on: September 11, 2014, 12:54:53 am »

F*ck it all, dropkick the world, and then continue the combo with a dragon punch and finish it with a bicycle kick.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #170 on: September 11, 2014, 05:29:37 pm »

(14) you do so, causing several earthquakes.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #171 on: September 12, 2014, 12:37:00 am »

Acquire the strongest body existing and use it to smash the existence into pieces.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #172 on: September 14, 2014, 10:33:10 am »

(14) you do so, unfortunately it is Chuck Norris, who cannot be acquired, even in "Roll to always succeed", you settle for the second strongest thing, a giant monolith, and proceed to smash existence.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #173 on: September 14, 2014, 11:40:17 am »

Say "Hi" to Chuck Norris. Then leave his part of the universe alone. It IS goddamn Chuck Norris. Then ASPLODE all of the nukes to make things destroyed faster.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #174 on: September 14, 2014, 12:00:59 pm »

Wield every sniper rifle that has ever and will ever exist, and use them to simultaneously headshot Chuck Norris
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #175 on: September 14, 2014, 12:05:03 pm »

Wield every sniper rifle that has ever and will ever exist, and use them to simultaneously headshot Chuck Norris
You  know that you will instantly die for pissing off Chuck Norris?
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #176 on: September 17, 2014, 06:33:37 pm »

(5) you say "Hi", He says "Die" you politely oblige and wake up in tartarus-tartarus-tartarus-tartarus, where dead dead dead people who when they die.

(Chuck Norris) you do so, but it has no effect on his masculine beard, you die and wake up in tartarus-tartarus-tartarus-tartarus Next to SaberToothTiger.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #177 on: September 17, 2014, 06:52:18 pm »

Be Bruce Lee.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #178 on: September 17, 2014, 07:32:03 pm »

Do the macarena.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #179 on: September 17, 2014, 07:32:55 pm »

Do the macarena.
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