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Author Topic: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)  (Read 8559 times)

Shadestyle

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #150 on: September 06, 2014, 04:59:33 pm »

(20) You blast him with it, and he opens his maw wide, believing he can absorb it, His entire face skeletons, Slowing him down, and adding 10 more turns to the time limit!

(6) You eat the shot to destroy the world faster, it skeletons your face, speeding its destruction up by one turn. if you die now, the world destruction will be halted!

(4) You kill a giant turtle, The wrong one, The perfectly nice lady turtle you killed weeps from tartarus, because she was your biggest fan before then.

(18) You make any sort of destruction completely impossible, by trapping everyone in a time loop, 30 turns remain until time loops in on itself, functionally ending all reality.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #151 on: September 06, 2014, 05:25:51 pm »

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND PREVENT THE TIME LOOP
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #152 on: September 06, 2014, 05:48:14 pm »

Undead shot again! Finish him!
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #153 on: September 06, 2014, 08:59:02 pm »

Become invincible! Make sure that there is no way to kill a giant turtle!
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #154 on: September 06, 2014, 09:16:29 pm »

Become invincible! Make sure that there is no way to kill a giant turtle!
Trap him into an can and throw it into an black hole.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #155 on: September 07, 2014, 08:56:08 am »

BE DEUS EX MACHINA, SAVE EVERYONE FROM EVERYTHING
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #156 on: September 07, 2014, 05:12:48 pm »

(11) you travel back and prevent the time loop, in doing so you create a slightly longer loop yourself, that will occur five turns later than normal!

(16) You blast him once more, the undead shot at it's maximum power, He is completely skeleton, finishing off his flesh, His bones continue to move!

(17) you become invincible, making it impossible for giant turtles to die, you are skeleton now, however. and therefore "not dead"

(4) You trap him into an can, and throw him into a black hole, but he is skeleton, and absorbs it, quickening the time loop by 4 turns!

(6) You save everyone from everything, Everything however is still in jeopardy, but everyONE isn't.

30 TURNS REMAIN.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #157 on: September 07, 2014, 06:14:02 pm »

BUY A TIME-LOOP REMOVER
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #158 on: September 07, 2014, 06:34:41 pm »

(11) You buy a time loop remover, you cannot afford the power source for it though.

29 TURNS REMAIN.


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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #159 on: September 07, 2014, 06:57:35 pm »

Time Repair On Duty! Fix any and all time anomalies
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #160 on: September 07, 2014, 07:01:04 pm »

use a star for the powersource
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #161 on: September 07, 2014, 08:25:18 pm »

burn the skeleton to ashes and throw it into an black hole
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #162 on: September 08, 2014, 12:12:26 am »

Be undestructible and absorb all of the things they throw at me!
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #163 on: September 08, 2014, 12:28:39 am »

Remove skeleton turtle indestructibility and annihilate the turtle.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #164 on: September 09, 2014, 05:20:28 pm »

(17) you fix any and all time anomalies, and you even manage to keep from creating more than 792 Spacial anomalies!

(20) you do so, the overload of power fixes everything, saving existence from the horrors of the turtle, as though it never happened. Everyone returns to human form.

(10) You burn him to ashes and throw him into a black hole, this disgruntles him.

(20) you absorb everything they thrown at you, becoming unimaginably powerful in your timeline, and while everyone else escapes to the new timeline, you rule this empty world with an iron fist using your newfound power.

(4) you remove skeleton turtle indestructibility and annihilate him, the problem being that He is no longer a skeleton turtle, but rather turtle ashes in a black hole, and thus survives being annihilated.
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