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[Lightningfalcon]

Fail this action

[Beirus]

Roll only 20s from now on.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Fly an SR-71 Blackbird into the deck of a British Aircraft Carrier captured by Nazi Vampires.

[Nidilap]

Nuke the earth.

[Playergamer]

Make this game end, with me having won, and this thread, in this universe, not the game universe, being locked instantly,

[Lyeos]

Make this game end, with me having won, and this thread, in this universe, not the game universe, being locked instantly,

Backhand this fool to Oblivion. The game.

[Shadestyle]

(6) You succeed in failing this action, see the dice?

(7) You roll only 20 seconds from now on, 20 seconds later, you are forced to roll for a full 20 seconds, breaking 3 of your vertebrae.

(18) You land on the deck of the aircraft, killing several of the Nazi vampires, they fear your presence as you jettison yourself from the cockpit and land perfectly on board.

(1) You nuke the earth, the nuke lands directly on you, killing you instantly, you appear in hell, and time is reset to before you destroyed the earth.

(13) You win the game for all time, and the thread is locked just as you win the game. you then get off your laptop and go outside.

(14) Just as the man walks outside, after locking the game thread, you backhand him to oblivion, where he is eaten by dragons.

[Lightningfalcon]

Win the game.  Not just any game, but THE game

[Lyeos]

Put BadLemonsXI back where he belongs:
In a bowl with his lemon-y brethren.

[Beirus]

Get regeneration powers and invincibility, but not invincibility to the regeneration.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Kill Nazi vampires on the ship by dual-wielding pistols

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Become Gilgamesh. From Fate/Zero.

[poketwo]

CREATE GLRORIOUS SCYTHER EMPIRE OF CHEESISTAN

[Orange Wizard]

Eat the GM

[Sarrak]

Have a cup of reasonably hot delicious coffee.