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[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Set self on fire

[Shadestyle]

(5) You call your lawyer, oh there he is, in tartarus with you. he informs you that there is nothing he can do, since there is a massive spear in his stomach.

(20) You destroy the third molecule, 1/3 of all the catgirls and giant tortoises transform into Robots the size of children who are capable of performing one free action without a dice roll. (3) you are a child sized robot.

(4) You digest all of creation, at hose sizes though it has little effect, life goes on in it's digested state. (1) You transform into a planet sized tortoise.

(15) You do so, becoming a (3) flaming child sized robot.

(2) IN OTHER NEWS: Child sized robots are persecuted for their miraculous powers, thousands die.

[SaberToothTiger]

Eat all other child sized robots to acquire their powers. Use my power to do so!

[poketwo]

I CREATE AN OAK TREE THAT GRANTS DEMIGODHOOD TO HEROIC PURE HEARTED LADIES

[Shadestyle]

(16) you already have everyone in your stomach. allowing you to make use of their power so long as they are in you.

(10) You do so, but there is only 1 in 10,000,000 women who qualify.

[SaberToothTiger]

Divide by zero!

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Divide by zero!

divide that by infinitely

[Beirus]

Get back into this game as something awesome.

[Shadestyle]

You divide by zero. the answer is infinity.

you divide it by infinity, the answer is 1

( You get back in as a (3) Child sized robot. Awesome right?!

[SaberToothTiger]

Be the generic brand brother in law.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Find out more of why child sized robots are persecuted

[Lightningfalcon]

Be the generic brand brother in law.

Prevent this action by any means necessary.

[Shadestyle]

You become that, whatever it is.

(4) You discover a dark and terrible secret, that the child sized robots were originally terrible warlords destined to destroy all creation, and that their programmed instinct for destruction still remains in them. This is the reason they have been persicuted.

(18) you move to stop him realizing that it was all in his head, and that he is actually just a normal planet sized turtle, who is asleep, and has no special powers.

[SaberToothTiger]

Be sad. Very sad. Make everyone depressed with just my presence. Also be a giant asshole, due to me still being a wannabe generic brand brother-in-law.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Remove The destruction part of the programming