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Author Topic: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)  (Read 8511 times)

Shadestyle

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #105 on: August 26, 2014, 08:13:45 pm »

(5) you consume the concepts of logic and dice, logic and dice continue to exist, since they no longer exist to keep you from eating them.

(1) the bunker is composed of living alternate realities version of yourself, but even they cannot protect you from being sucked away to another reality, and being forced to be a part of a bunker made by an alternate reality version of you, who is then sucked away. leaving you trapped forever in this legion of bodies.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #106 on: August 26, 2014, 08:16:02 pm »

SACRIFICE ENTIRE BUNKER OF MYSELF TO MYSELF SO I ACHIEVE GODHOOD
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #107 on: August 26, 2014, 08:17:25 pm »

EATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEAT

ALL
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #108 on: August 27, 2014, 04:27:20 pm »

(4) you sacrifice the bunker of yourself to yourself yo become a god. Unfortunately, it makes you the god of self-sacrifice, and you are summarily sacrificed to ascend another you to godhood.
you awaken in tartarus number 1, where people go when they die.

(2) you eat the word "All", along with all other generalizations.


Players are no longer allowed to use generalizations in their actions, good going hero.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #109 on: August 27, 2014, 04:50:58 pm »

Eat the first molecule ever created.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #110 on: August 27, 2014, 05:03:57 pm »

(13) you seek out and devour the first molecule to ever be created, time is thrown into chaos as the butterfly effect takes place over several billion years. everyone is now sentient catgirls. regardless of their previous gender or species.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #111 on: August 27, 2014, 05:06:46 pm »

I consume the second molecule.
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There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #112 on: August 27, 2014, 05:25:25 pm »

GET THE GENERALIZTIONS BACK FROM SABERTOOTHTIGER'S STOMACH
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #113 on: August 27, 2014, 05:41:21 pm »

(16) you consume the second molecule, Half of the catgirls are transformed into giant planet sized turtles. (2) You remain a sentient catgirl

(17) You grab the generalizations from his stomach, releasing it into the universe. (1) You transform into a planet sized tortoise.

Generalizations are back, thanks poketwo.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #114 on: August 27, 2014, 05:45:26 pm »

Freeze enemies assets (pun partially intended)
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #115 on: August 27, 2014, 06:02:10 pm »

INSTIGATE REVOLUTION FROM INSIDE TARTEROUS NUMBER 1
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #116 on: August 27, 2014, 06:13:54 pm »

(16) You freeze their assets by proving that their ice cream kills people, and then turns them into ice cream factories, your own effects remain unknown to the government however.

(8) You instigate A revolution from within tartarus, considering that nobody wants to be there, you succeed, but the rebellion is quickly put down by the god of the dead.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #117 on: August 27, 2014, 06:21:32 pm »

CALL MY LAWYER. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #118 on: August 27, 2014, 06:28:49 pm »

Destroy the third molecule!
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #119 on: August 27, 2014, 08:39:33 pm »

And now, digest all of creation!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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