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[SaberToothTiger]

When I respawn, get my old tools back.

[Salsacookies]

Revise Asimov's Laws for inconsistencies

[Nidilap]

Head to CE's quarters for clues.

[Mallos]

Respawn as an another Assistant.

"ERROR:Respawn is disabled this round!"

That brings me to another important point. We're doing this all on the same thread,but in rounds. Like it was actually SS13.

Go back to cleaning.  Put up wet floor signs.  After a few minutes, sleep on wet floor.

[4]You quickly clean the floor and sleep on it.

Revise Asimov's Laws for inconsistencies

You are aware you can't revise your own laws as an AI/borg right? Sorry if I wasn't clear enough,or the wiki wasn't. Either way,sorry

Head to CE's quarters for clues.

[6]You sprint to the CE's quarters and find clues using your thermals and scanner,but in the process your scanner shorts out.

You head back to your quarters and upload the evidence.
SaberToothTiger's fingerprints,found on equipment rack. Marked as evidence 1.
Jefferson Hertz,security guard,fingerprints found on a bloodied crowbar lying on the floor. Marked as evidence 2. Possible murder weapon.
Upon checking with the CE,you found that there was a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters missing. Marked as evidence 3 and 4.
Final evidence piece:SaberToothTiger's pool of blood,with a trail leading to a HOLY CRAP TELESCIENCE EXPLODED!

[Nidilap]

Go back to CE for mag boots, request William Jacobson to my office for interrogation.

[Salsacookies]

(Kk, just wanted to mess around some, this could actually be a good tutorial for actual ss13, ill be a better ai than assistant! Asimov's law should not be that much of an issue)

[Mallos]

Go back to CE for mag boots, request William Jacobson to my office for interrogation.

I'm going to assume you meant Jefferson Hertz. If you didn't we can always reverse the action.

You go into CE and take a pair of magboots. The CE,Melissa Good asks why you're taking them and as such you lose the later part of your action.

(Kk, just wanted to mess around some, this could actually be a good tutorial for actual ss13, ill be a better ai than assistant! Asimov's law should not be that much of an issue)

No problem. If you get emagged(IMPLYING THIS IS A SYNDICATE ROUND) this will be a lot more fun for you,as it erases all laws permanently.

[Nidilap]

Go back to CE for mag boots, request William Jacobson to my office for interrogation.

I'm going to assume you meant Jefferson Hertz. If you didn't we can always reverse the action.

You go into CE and take a pair of magboots. The CE,Melissa Good asks why you're taking them and as such you lose the later part of your action.

Both.

Oh, Melissa! I need these for an investigation. I'll return it as soon as I can. How are you?

[SaberToothTiger]

((I just wanted to feel SS13 stupidity of mine again. Sorry for trouble.))

[Mallos]

Go back to CE for mag boots, request William Jacobson to my office for interrogation.

I'm going to assume you meant Jefferson Hertz. If you didn't we can always reverse the action.

You go into CE and take a pair of magboots. The CE,Melissa Good asks why you're taking them and as such you lose the later part of your action.

Both.

Oh, Melissa! I need these for an investigation. I'll return it as soon as I can. How are you?

"I'm fine,and you can take them. Just make sure you bring them back as soon as the other engineers can be assed to do their jobs."

((I just wanted to feel SS13 stupidity of mine again. Sorry for trouble.))

no trouble mate,there's always next round!

[Nidilap]

Request the two people into my office. Wait, the murderer could walk in armed! Do I have a gun?

[SaberToothTiger]

((The very first time I played SS13 I accidentally unleashed the AI and poisoned most people. While being a clown. And then the goddamn changeling tried to kill me. The very captain went to my rescue, but died alongside me. And then we got nuked, I think.))

((Oh, and what happens in Telescience?))

[Mallos]

Request the two people into my office. Wait, the murderer could walk in armed! Do I have a gun?

A snub-nose .38 revolver.

William Jacobson doesn't walk in,as he doesn't exist.

Jefferson Hertz walks in with a holstered stun baton.

"Yes,detective?" He says,looking rather annoyed. You notice the cuffs of his uniform are caked with blood.

((The very first time I played SS13 I accidentally unleashed the AI and poisoned most people. While being a clown. And then the goddamn changeling tried to kill me. The very captain went to my rescue, but died alongside me. And then we got nuked, I think.))

((Oh, and what happens in Telescience?))

Telescience asploded,killing everything inside,even the Weird Thing.

[SaberToothTiger]

((No, but what is usually going on in there? Without sabotaging assistants blowing stuff up?))

[Mallos]

((No, but what is usually going on in there? Without sabotaging assistants blowing stuff up?))

sometimes expeditions to hidden areas,most of the time traitors flooding monsters and horrors in. even more of the time nothing