At the bar, enjoy a drink while looking at my PDA.
PDA information sent to your PM inbox.
Look for unspeaked horrors to unleash. Ask the AI!
[5]You break into Telescience with nothing but a fork. Wow. Then,you find a weird thing. No,seriously,that's what the thing is called that the telescientist summons. A weird thing.
The scientist pays no mind to you breaking in.
Hi! I have never played Space Station 13, but I have watched quite a bit of it. I would like to be a late arrival. I am not sure, but can a be a security officer? I will uphold the law at every turn! *Salutes*
Yes sir! Or ma'am. Whatever you prefer.
"Jamahawk,security officer,has arrived on the station."
Insist that I originally had the wet floor signs where I was cleaning. Convince officer that I was framed. Point to flawless personal record. If he ask for character references skillfully change the subject.
[4]You manage to convince him you were framed,but you stutter and mess upon trying to change the subject.
The security officer doesn't care either way,and lets you out of your handcuffs before walking slowly and cautiously off.
Cycle through Space Station cameras. Put any potential threats to humans under security surveillance
You find 1 non-human,a weird thing in telescience. It looks like a xenomorph with an extra arm and one leg.
Steal a crowbar and bolt cutters!
[1]You are caught by a security officer and tazed to the ground before being beaten with the crowbar you tried to steal. You are now in critical condition,and continuing to be beaten upon. POLICE BRUTALITY!!