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Author Topic: Roll To Traitor  (Read 8053 times)

Nidilap

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2014, 10:19:36 pm »

At the bar, enjoy a drink while looking at my PDA.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2014, 10:26:21 pm »

Look for unspeaked horrors to unleash. Ask the AI!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Jamahawk

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2014, 10:45:20 pm »

Hi! I have never played Space Station 13, but I have watched quite a bit of it. I would like to be a late arrival. I am not sure, but can a be a security officer? I will uphold the law at every turn! *Salutes*
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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2014, 10:54:32 pm »

Hi! I have never played Space Station 13, but I have watched quite a bit of it. I would like to be a late arrival. I am not sure, but can a be a security officer? I will uphold the law at every turn! *Salutes*
I have a fork, I have an army of cluwnes supporting me. How do you think you will stop the horrible pranks (murder attempts) made by me?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Jamahawk

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2014, 11:03:18 pm »

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Hi! I have never played Space Station 13, but I have watched quite a bit of it. I would like to be a late arrival. I am not sure, but can a be a security officer? I will uphold the law at every turn! *Salutes*
I have a fork, I have an army of cluwnes supporting me. How do you think you will stop the horrible pranks (murder attempts) made by me?

A few kind words and cupcakes? I haven't been on here for long. I don't know how to quote correctly.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2014, 11:04:52 pm by Jamahawk »
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2014, 11:04:58 pm »

Do you want me to use the HONK, huh!? DO YOU!? You can't beat the HONK!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Lightningfalcon

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2014, 11:08:10 pm »

Insist that I originally had the wet floor signs where I was cleaning. Convince officer that I was framed.  Point to flawless personal record.   If he ask for character references skillfully change the subject.
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W-we just... wanted our...
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Salsacookies

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2014, 11:27:33 pm »

Cycle through Space Station cameras. Put any potential threats to humans under security surveillance
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2014, 11:44:04 pm »

Steal a crowbar and bolt cutters!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Mallos

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2014, 11:03:15 am »

At the bar, enjoy a drink while looking at my PDA.

PDA information sent to your PM inbox.

Look for unspeaked horrors to unleash. Ask the AI!

[5]You break into Telescience with nothing but a fork. Wow. Then,you find a weird thing. No,seriously,that's what the thing is called that the telescientist summons. A weird thing.

The scientist pays no mind to you breaking in.

Hi! I have never played Space Station 13, but I have watched quite a bit of it. I would like to be a late arrival. I am not sure, but can a be a security officer? I will uphold the law at every turn! *Salutes*

Yes sir! Or ma'am. Whatever you prefer.

"Jamahawk,security officer,has arrived on the station."

Insist that I originally had the wet floor signs where I was cleaning. Convince officer that I was framed.  Point to flawless personal record.   If he ask for character references skillfully change the subject.

[4]You manage to convince him you were framed,but you stutter and mess upon trying to change the subject.

The security officer doesn't care either way,and lets you out of your handcuffs before walking slowly and cautiously off.

Cycle through Space Station cameras. Put any potential threats to humans under security surveillance

You find 1 non-human,a weird thing in telescience. It looks like a xenomorph with an extra arm and one leg.

Steal a crowbar and bolt cutters!

[1]You are caught by a security officer and tazed to the ground before being beaten with the crowbar you tried to steal. You are now in critical condition,and continuing to be beaten upon. POLICE BRUTALITY!!
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2014, 11:29:10 am »

Sucker punch him in the balls, steal my stuff, run away. Return to Telescience. Remove all panels. Cut all wires. Put the panels back in place.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2014, 11:52:53 am by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Jamahawk

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2014, 12:14:35 pm »

Grab a taser and handcuffs from security. Then, check my PDA for arrest orders.
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Mallos

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2014, 12:20:18 pm »

Sucker punch him in the balls, steal my stuff, run away. Return to Telescience. Remove all panels. Cut all wires. Put the panels back in place.

[5]You sucker punch him in the crotch and steal a crowbar and wirecutters. Then,you run away. When you return to telescience you remove all panels and cut all wires,then put the panels back in place.

The teleporter short-circuits and explodes,gibbing you and the scientist.

Spoiler: RIP-Round 1 (click to show/hide)

Grab a taser and handcuffs from security. Then, check my PDA for arrest orders.

On your PDA you find there are no arrest orders. You also have a taser and handcuffs.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2014, 12:21:54 pm by Mallos »
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2014, 12:50:45 pm »

Respawn as an another Assistant.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Lightningfalcon

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Re: Roll To Traitor
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2014, 02:23:54 pm »

Go back to cleaning.  Put up wet floor signs.  After a few minutes, sleep on wet floor.
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Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum circo vincendarum
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.
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