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[KingofstarrySkies]

Fly into space, out of Dyson Cow. Activate radiation-attracting device outside.

[Paphi]

Meditate to get some slick mental powers.

[Furtuka]

Educate the populace about the new evolution

[Nidilap]

AFTER THAT DELICIOUS BURGER (I WONDER WHAT MEAT THEY USED, MAYBE GRASS MEAT) I USE MY SHOTGUN TO SAVE THE WORLD... BY KILLING ALL OF HUMANITY. ALSO, USE DIVINE POWERS TO GIVE ALL COWS RADIATION IMMUNITY, BECAUSE COW JESUS

[tuypo1]

attempt to gain phasing powers again.

[solarlight]

(First roll on the forums ever, 1. This is promising)

Become the leader of the EU

[LordSlowpoke]

BANKRUPTCY COLLEGE IS GO

[tuypo1]

(First roll on the forums ever, 1. This is promising)

Become the leader of the EU

oh an escaped lunatic welcome to the forums solarlight enjoy your descent into madness

[Sarrak]

Increase mass hysteria with my almighty haunting moo!

[Lightningfalcon]

Equip cow anarchist with radiation suits and free copies of The Anarchist Cookbook.

[solarlight]

(First roll on the forums ever, 1. This is promising)

Become the leader of the EU

oh an escaped lunatic welcome to the forums solarlight enjoy your descent into madness

Why thank you 
I think I will enjoy it.

[Alev]

UMMM,

CAUTERISE WOUND BY GOING SOMEWHAT CLOSER TO THE SUN,

BUT NOT TOO CLOSE.

AND ALSO TRY TO WARM THE EARTH UP A BUNCH IN DOING THIS

SO EVERYONE DIES.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

ABSORBS THE MINI SUNS POWER AND THE RADIATION SPIKE TO COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE DYSON COW.
((No matter what roll I get, this cannot go wrong.))
((Edit: Speaking of, I would have thought absorbing the radiation would mean I absorbed all of it, not just a little.))

[Alev]

ABSORBS THE MINI SUNS POWER AND THE RADIATION SPIKE TO COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE DYSON COW.
((No matter what roll I get, this cannot go wrong.))
((Edit: Speaking of, I would have thought absorbing the radiation would mean I absorbed all of it, not just a little.))

((stahp y u kil me))

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

ABSORBS THE MINI SUNS POWER AND THE RADIATION SPIKE TO COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE DYSON COW.
((No matter what roll I get, this cannot go wrong.))
((Edit: Speaking of, I would have thought absorbing the radiation would mean I absorbed all of it, not just a little.))

((stahp y u kil me))

Because when people can launch nukes at turn one and respawn at any point with no penalties apart from if they roll a 1, I start thinking it's better to kill what they are viciously attacking rather than protecting against a vastly outnumbering force so they won't destroy the world.
Cause saving the world is hard yo.
((Plus you kind of started it.))