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Author Topic: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER III: MONSTER COWS ON THE MOON  (Read 16239 times)

Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2014, 09:52:43 pm »

Eat some grass.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2014, 10:00:17 pm »

Seduce the butcher, his wife and the cops!
(4)...OKAY?

Well, looks like its time for this cow to go human tipping. The physical kind, not money.
(4)YOU KNOCK THE COPS OVER

THEY STARE AT YOU, PERPLEXED

Jack the patrol car in case of Grand Theft Cow
(3)YOU MANAGE TO HOTWIRE THE CAR, BUT IT'S DIFFICULT TO STEER WITH HOOVES

Moo mournfully about this noise. Lie down. If a cow steals the car, look on disinterestedly.
(2)NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR MOURNFUL MOOS

Wake up under tree. Observe fellow cows and happenings.
(6)YOU OBSERVE EVERYTHING AROUND YOU, INCLUDING THE SUN

IN FACT, YOU SPEND WAY TOO LONG OBSERVING THE SUN

YOU ARE NOW BLIND

MOO INDIGNANTLY
(4)THE OTHER COWS ARE NOW FULLY AWARE OF YOUR IRRITATION

Eat some grass.
(5)THE GRASS IS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS

YOU ROOT IT UP AND SELL IT TO OTHER COWS

YOU ARE NOW RICH IN COW DOLLARS
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2014, 10:01:27 pm »

Call a friend
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Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2014, 10:02:32 pm »

Purchase private Cow-Jet. Also pilot.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2014, 10:06:44 pm »

Crash into shit with car
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2014, 10:07:02 pm »

Have weird cow-o-human babies with them!
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2014, 10:10:50 pm »

Walk to a noise and stare at it. Moo threateningly.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2014, 10:12:25 pm »

Cow pie those cops.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2014, 10:25:34 pm »

Ask Lyeos in moos if I can go on his private jet. If he says yes or doesn't respond, chill on his plane. If the answer is no, continue mooing mournfullyn
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2014, 11:16:44 pm »

Ask Lyeos in moos if I can go on his private jet. If he says yes or doesn't respond, chill on his plane. If the answer is no, continue mooing mournfullyn
"Moooo-yes."
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2014, 01:11:02 am »

REVEAL MYSELF TO ACTUALLY BE A SCIZOR FROM POKEMON
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« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2014, 01:25:17 am »

>Apologize to dead human.
Trot over and teabag the police with my bulging, over-filled udder. That'll teach 'em. Or confuse them greatly.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2014, 01:30:09 am »

Detonate violently.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2014, 02:39:32 am »

Jump over the fence!
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2014, 03:55:19 pm »

Bump? :D
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