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Author Topic: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER III: MONSTER COWS ON THE MOON  (Read 16233 times)

Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2014, 09:52:43 pm »
Eat some grass.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2014, 10:00:17 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 16, 2014, 09:41:24 pm
Seduce the butcher, his wife and the cops!
(4)...OKAY?

Quote from: Nidilap on August 16, 2014, 09:43:02 pm
Well, looks like its time for this cow to go human tipping. The physical kind, not money.
(4)YOU KNOCK THE COPS OVER

THEY STARE AT YOU, PERPLEXED

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 16, 2014, 09:43:11 pm
Jack the patrol car in case of Grand Theft Cow
(3)YOU MANAGE TO HOTWIRE THE CAR, BUT IT'S DIFFICULT TO STEER WITH HOOVES

Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 16, 2014, 09:47:28 pm
Moo mournfully about this noise. Lie down. If a cow steals the car, look on disinterestedly.
(2)NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR MOURNFUL MOOS

Quote from: Paphi on August 16, 2014, 09:49:39 pm
Wake up under tree. Observe fellow cows and happenings.
(6)YOU OBSERVE EVERYTHING AROUND YOU, INCLUDING THE SUN

IN FACT, YOU SPEND WAY TOO LONG OBSERVING THE SUN

YOU ARE NOW BLIND

Quote from: Furtuka on August 16, 2014, 09:51:17 pm
MOO INDIGNANTLY
(4)THE OTHER COWS ARE NOW FULLY AWARE OF YOUR IRRITATION

Quote from: Lyeos on August 16, 2014, 09:52:43 pm
Eat some grass.
(5)THE GRASS IS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS

YOU ROOT IT UP AND SELL IT TO OTHER COWS

YOU ARE NOW RICH IN COW DOLLARS
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2014, 10:01:27 pm »
Call a friend
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Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2014, 10:02:32 pm »
Purchase private Cow-Jet. Also pilot.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2014, 10:06:44 pm »
Crash into shit with car
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2014, 10:07:02 pm »
Have weird cow-o-human babies with them!
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2014, 10:10:50 pm »
Walk to a noise and stare at it. Moo threateningly.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2014, 10:12:25 pm »
Cow pie those cops.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2014, 10:25:34 pm »
Ask Lyeos in moos if I can go on his private jet. If he says yes or doesn't respond, chill on his plane. If the answer is no, continue mooing mournfullyn
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2014, 11:16:44 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 16, 2014, 10:25:34 pm
Ask Lyeos in moos if I can go on his private jet. If he says yes or doesn't respond, chill on his plane. If the answer is no, continue mooing mournfullyn
"Moooo-yes."
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2014, 01:11:02 am »
REVEAL MYSELF TO ACTUALLY BE A SCIZOR FROM POKEMON
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2014, 01:25:17 am »
>Apologize to dead human.
Trot over and teabag the police with my bulging, over-filled udder. That'll teach 'em. Or confuse them greatly.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2014, 01:30:09 am »
Detonate violently.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2014, 02:39:32 am »
Jump over the fence!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2014, 03:55:19 pm »
Bump? :D
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."
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