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This sucks.

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Voting closed: August 22, 2014, 07:48:00 pm


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Author Topic: You Are a Serial Killer  (Read 21446 times)

NRDL

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #135 on: August 22, 2014, 06:37:16 pm »

Ask the kitchen store if they have any openings.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #136 on: August 22, 2014, 06:40:11 pm »

Hehe.
"Openings."

It's funny because it came just after a post about prostitution. Alternatively a more morbid approach if you relate it to the knife-buying discussion.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #137 on: August 22, 2014, 08:34:51 pm »

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Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #138 on: August 23, 2014, 05:12:51 pm »

The clerk strokes her chin thoughtfully. "Well, I think we needed someone to work the register for the night shift... Well, you'd want to talk to the manager about that. Want me to get him for you?"
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NRDL

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #139 on: August 23, 2014, 05:41:44 pm »

"Yes, please."
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #140 on: August 23, 2014, 09:20:43 pm »

Some moments later, the manager arrives, a wiry, dark-skinned man. He speaks before you can say anything. "Alright, you want the job, you got it. Seven twenty-five an hour, from eight till five."

Ouch. But then, considering your options... Or lack thereof...
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wer6

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #141 on: August 23, 2014, 09:36:56 pm »

Do it, We can cancel it anytime we want.
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NRDL

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #142 on: August 23, 2014, 09:47:39 pm »

Do it, We can cancel it anytime we want.

+1, plus with a job like this, we could potentially encounter future victims. 
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Orange Wizard

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #143 on: August 23, 2014, 09:59:21 pm »

I'm not working for this douchebag. -1.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #144 on: August 23, 2014, 10:00:43 pm »

Doesn't really seem like a douche, but whatever.
So, what? Nurse basically got a no?
I never got to see the poll results.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #145 on: August 23, 2014, 10:03:13 pm »

Ask our prospective employer if he's a douchebag.
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wer6

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #146 on: August 23, 2014, 11:05:11 pm »

Ask our prospective employer if he's a douchebag.
-1 we'll kill him later once we figure the habits.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #147 on: August 24, 2014, 06:39:18 am »

Yeah, poll said she's unemployed.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #148 on: August 24, 2014, 08:07:54 am »

You can't delete polls.
It's there forever.
Best option for the future is to set polls to never end.
You can manually lock and unlock them, reset the vote count, and modify them.
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wer6

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #149 on: August 24, 2014, 09:43:49 am »

Update status?
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