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Author Topic: You Are a Serial Killer  (Read 21398 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2014, 04:34:01 pm »
If we stop now and just let him bleed out, we'll be able to say that we panicked and it was self defence. But I doubt people will believe we gouged someone's eyes out as he had blunt force trauma on the head, glass shard inside and many cuts in self defence.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

flame99

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2014, 04:35:57 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 18, 2014, 04:34:01 pm
If we stop now and just let him bleed out, we'll be able to say that we panicked and it was self defence. But I doubt people will believe we gouged someone's eyes out as he had blunt force trauma on the head, glass shard inside and many cuts in self defence.
Good point. We could still go the gruesome route by watching him slowly bleed out.
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Evil Marahadja

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2014, 04:46:25 pm »
The problem is that we cant link us to the case. I say do our signature move and then leave. We have a lot of killing to do before we get caught, and we cant get on the police radar yet.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2014, 05:12:46 pm »
Quote from: Evil Marahadja on August 18, 2014, 04:46:25 pm
The problem is that we cant link us to the case. I say do our signature move and then leave. We have a lot of killing to do before we get caught, and we cant get on the police radar yet.
I agree, but we have to hurry.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #79 on: August 20, 2014, 09:28:56 am »
You kneel on his chest, pinning him down, and first slit his throat before tossing the bottle aside and beginning to gouge out his eyeballs. He awakes from the pain, but his screams of pain come out only as quiet gurgles. Before long, crimson pits are left where his eyes once were, blood pouring freely from the holes. You quickly move his body into a dumpster, retrieve the bottle and quietly leave the alley.

Fortunately, it's late night, so almost no people are around and it's quite dark. You feel exhilarated, but tired..

Your group:
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #80 on: August 20, 2014, 09:36:00 am »
Take blood. Wipe on face. Giggle manically. Walk home using alleyways.

If we do the crazy act enough, perhaps people will be too frightened to stop us, even if they do see us!
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #81 on: August 20, 2014, 09:46:59 am »
Make sure to stagger. If it looks like we're a drunk who got in an accident/fight then people might stay away.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2014, 10:16:54 am »
Look for dirty tattered clothing and wear it to cover the blood.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2014, 12:57:34 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on August 20, 2014, 09:36:00 am
Take blood. Wipe on face. Giggle manically. Walk home using alleyways.

If we do the crazy act enough, perhaps people will be too frightened to stop us, even if they do see us!
+1
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #84 on: August 20, 2014, 03:26:35 pm »
The trip back to home is fortunately uneventful. You are now back at your apartment. Not too shabby; a TV, computer, nice kitchen, moderately cozy bedroom and of course a clean bathroom. Nobody should bother you while you're here. You have the urge to just jump into bed, but you pause for a moment. There's still some things for you to do.

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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2014, 03:29:39 pm »
Take a shower, wash the blood out of the bottle and our clothes. Drink a coffee.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #86 on: August 20, 2014, 03:30:36 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 20, 2014, 03:29:39 pm
Take a shower, wash the blood out of the bottle and our clothes. Drink a coffee.
+1, but minus the coffee.

It will be best to sleep.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #87 on: August 20, 2014, 03:42:05 pm »
Sleep is for the weak.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #88 on: August 20, 2014, 03:54:53 pm »
Shower and clean up everything. Leave no trace.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #89 on: August 20, 2014, 04:35:49 pm »
Clean yourself up. Wash and grind that bottle up and hide it inside some other inconspicuous container like a cardboard box before disposing of it. Sleep. Keep tabs on the news/police reports
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