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[NAV]

GO BUY SOME GRISHA WATER THEN POUR THE WATER ON THEM AND FREEZE IT TO FORCE THEM TO CRACK MORE.

[DontBanTheMan]

Search for a man of medicine to convert to the cause of grisha5.

[SaberToothTiger]

Look for the richest guy around and convince him to donate two hundred thousand dollars to the cult.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Try again.

[Scintillant]

Praise the Great Lord Grisha5 (in hopes that he will smile on my cause), then try again.

[Worldmaster27]

Through the power of grisha5, assume direct control of Playergamer should he fail to post again preform a sufficiently cult-y action.

[Meme]

Have cultists worship around the shrine to ask for a blessing

[Comrade Shamrock]

GO BUY SOME GRISHA WATER THEN POUR THE WATER ON THEM AND FREEZE IT TO FORCE THEM TO CRACK MORE.

Average 10/10 Success
You go and buy a large amount of water from Howard. You go and pour this on the prisoners. Using means unknown to you, you somehow freeze both prisoners. Then they both crack and fall to pieces. Congratualations you killed some more prisoners.

Try again.

Easy 6/7
Hmm... walking around and scanning some more doesn't seem to have changed anything. You're still getting no reads.

Look for the richest guy around and convince him to donate two hundred thousand dollars to the cult.

Above Average 6 +2/13

You try and find the richest guy around, instead  you find a hobo. You can't convince him to give you his time let alone money.

Search for a man of medicine to convert to the cause of grisha5.

Easy 6/7
Sounds easy enough right. Find a hospital, go to a doctor. But no for some reason you have ended up in a mortuary. Very reassuring if you can convince him to provide medical care.

Praise the Great Lord Grisha5 (in hopes that he will smile on my cause), then try again.

Easy 1/7 Epic Failure
The praising does not go well, you get a distinct feeling of displeasure from Grisha. He has given you a distinct unpleasant odour that is off putting and particularly disgusting.

Have cultists worship around the shrine to ask for a blessing

Average 13/10 Success
They gather around the shrine and pray for a blessing from almighty grisha. It seems to have gone well. All the cultists seem happier and more relaxed.

Through the power of grisha5, assume direct control of Playergamer should he fail to post again preform a sufficiently cult-y action.

Sure why not.
Tweep Soot feels dizzy and sways. He blinks, a new light seems to have come to his eyes.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Justin Decatrel
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $60, Clothes, scanner
Traits: Tinkerer: +1 To mechanical and electrical tasks

Angry Muscles Moriarty
HP 40/60
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $5, clothes, partially used duct tape
Traits: Criminal connections, Wrestler: +2 to close quarters

Tweep Soot
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes, $100
Traits: +2 to computer related tasks, +2 to playing with toys

Howard Gordon
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes $60
Traits: +2 to conversational tasks

Scin
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes, [/color=green]$30[/color]
Traits: +2 to computer related tasks, -3 to conversational (Reek)

Albert Smith
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes $20
Traits: +2 to conversational tasks.

Anthony Valdex
HP 55/55
Armour: None
Weapons: Pipe (x1.1)
Inventory: $195, clothes
Traits: Farmer: +1 farming tasks, Strong: +1 close quarters

Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)

Possessions: Old warehouse (cleaned, with carvings), Hideous scrap statue, Cleaning supplies, Radish shrine with potatoes (Allegedly holy Grisha potatoes), 2 potato plots (+$10 per update), youtube channel (+$2d10 per update).
Rituals:  Ritual of the protective kittens(cost: $500)
Money: $290 (In cult's pockets)

[Worldmaster27]

((Since I'm too lazy to run back through the thread, can you give me a quick rundown of where I am and my current situation? If you're keeping track of it that is.))

Find a computer and try to hack into some donation website to redirect their funds to the Cult.

[NAV]

What no I didn't want to kill them. Punch them back to life.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Try scanning the ware house. If that doesn't work plug it into the potato shrine and pray to get it to work off of Grishosity (my name for the energy).

[SaberToothTiger]

Call the mayor and ask him for funding our project.

[Comrade Shamrock]

((Since I'm too lazy to run back through the thread, can you give me a quick rundown of where I am and my current situation? If you're keeping track of it that is.))

Basically you're at home (an apartment) with a computer trying to live stream gaming videos to attract donations and possibly converts. A convert promised to set up a branch where he lived.

Tweep Soot
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes, $100
Traits: +2 to computer related tasks, +2 to playing with toys

[Worldmaster27]

Ah, then a new action:

Stream a popular videogame and praise Grisha for my every success in said game, and blame the Anti-grish for my every failure. If I do well, make sure that people know it was all because of Grisha and that they should convert.

[Meme]

Worship around the shrine for divine inspiration, to make a Holy Book to further the cause of Grisha.