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[Comrade Shamrock]

(Is no one concerned by the escaped prisoner?)

Use my criminal connections to blame the death on a rival cult.

Use my criminal connections to blame the death on a rival cult.

Help NAV by telling him about my former cult

Above Average 14+2 Help/13 Success

You meet some of your contacts at night. They will ensure that his death is blamed on another cult. They tell you that it will cost you next time though.

Ask someone in the library to Google up a guide on how to Google.

Easy peasy 3/5 Failure

You ask one of the librarians to help you with Google. She stares at you in disbelief. ''Suure, press buttons.''

Build a shrine out of Potatoes around the Grisha Omen Potatoes

Average 4/10 Failure

You fail to stack the potatoes in a column. They keep falling down. You cannot for the life of you figure out why they don't stand up.

Burn the honored sacrifice in a ritual to grisha5, following sensible safety precautions, then use the ashes as fertilizer for the potatoes.

Average 10/10 Success

You douse the body in petrol. You light it on fire. You place the ashes on the potatoes. They are growing unnaturally fast. -$10

Continue research. There has to be something out there!

Above average 2+2 Previous research/13 Failure

You look at several films including Twilight and Dracula. You successfully waste your time and learn nothing.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Justin Decatrel
HP 50/50
Inventory: $60, Clothes
Traits: Tinkerer: +1 To mechanical and electrical tasks

Sullivan McNamara
HP 50/50
Inventory: $50, Clothes
Traits: Charismatic: +2 To conversational tasks

Anthony Valdez
HP 55/55
Inventory: $20, clothes
Traits: Farmer: +1 farming tasks, Strong: +1 close quarters

Bernardo Hoagie
HP 50/50
Inventory: $10, clothes and an ancient tome.
Traits: Cultist: +2 to knife wielding

Angry Muscles Moriarty
HP 60/60
Inventory: $25, clothes, partially used duct tape
Traits: Criminal connections, Wrestler: +2 to close quarters

Hirata Etsuyo
HP 50/50
Inventory: $25, clothes,
Traits: Banshee singing: +2 to intimidation.

Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)

Possessions: Dilapidated warehouse (cleaned, with carvings), Hideous scrap statue, Cleaning supplies, Potatoes growing out back, supplies,
Money: $170 (In cult's pockets)
Followers: 6

[Paphi]

"Alright, gather round, we need to figure out what to do about the one that got away. He'll probably go to the cops, and we don't need feds snooping around. But we could probably get a lot of followers in prison. No better place to find hopeless masses! Still, I'd prefer we all stay out of prison."

[The Froggy Ninja]

"Hirata! Halp! How do I internet?"
If not response, ask someone else.

[Meme]

Go to the library and learn how to stack potatoes. Then try to make a potato shrine again.

[Alev]

Go to the library and learn how to stack potatoes. Then try to make a potato shrine again.

(yuo worships me huehuehuehue)

[Salsacookies]

Read through my tome for any Grisha given signs of the escapees location

[Paphi]

"Eh..."

Tidy the place up some more and mentally prepare to deal with the cops. Make sure there aren't any bits of the last guy in plain sight.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Sorry for the short notice. I am going on holidays tomorrow for the week. I am unsure if where I'm staying has an internet connection. I am erring on the side of caution though and informing you. If I have a connection I will update, if not it is self evident.

[Humaan]

Screw it, go out and preach to the homeless and destitute. They would be the most susceptible.

Lets hope that this works.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Okay, I'm back home. This is part bump and part reminder for NAV to post his turn.

[NAV]

Go the the library. Wrestle some books into submission to gain their knowledge.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Any particular kind of knowledge?

[NAV]

Occult knowledge.

[Comrade Shamrock]

"Hirata! Halp! How do I internet?"
If not response, ask someone else.

Easy Peasy 4/5 Failure

Hirata fails to respond. When you ask another assistant, they look at you like you just defecated on the floor. It appears that they think that explaining the concept of using Google to be beneath them.

Go to the library and learn how to stack potatoes. Then try to make a potato shrine again.

Average 2/10 Failure

You find no books in the library that cover the topic. As a result you still cannot stack the potatoes.

Read through my tome for any Grisha given signs of the escapees location

Hard 20/16 Overshoot

As you search in the book, several images appear before you. They point out his location, it appears clearly before you. But the surge of power overwhelms you and knocks you unconscious before you can tell your fellow cultists.

"Eh..."

Tidy the place up some more and mentally prepare to deal with the cops. Make sure there aren't any bits of the last guy in plain sight.

Easy 7/7 Success

You did an adequate job of cleaning the warehouse. You cleared off some rats and disposed of that shard of skull that could have been awkward to explain. You also calm your mind and prepare some responses for the police.

Screw it, go out and preach to the homeless and destitute. They would be the most susceptible.

Lets hope that this works.

Average 13/10 Success

You go to the soup kitchens and loudly preach to the people there. Most don't seem receptive.... yet. But five lost souls come forward to embrace the will of Grisha. They follow you back to the warehouse for housing. They seem eager to prove themselves to the cult.+5 Cultists

Go the the library. Wrestle some books into submission to gain their knowledge.

Hard 17/16 Success

You enter the library and take several books off the shelves. You begin wrestling them in the corner. Several powerbombs later you seize the knowledge you want from them. You learn a ritual that attracts several kittens and makes them unnaturally strong and protective of the followers of Grisha. They will protect the area in which the ritual is enacted. Ritual of the protective kittens

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Justin Decatrel
HP 50/50
Inventory: $60, Clothes
Traits: Tinkerer: +1 To mechanical and electrical tasks

Sullivan McNamara
HP 50/50
Inventory: $50, Clothes
Traits: Charismatic: +2 To conversational tasks

Anthony Valdez
HP 55/55
Inventory: $20, clothes
Traits: Farmer: +1 farming tasks, Strong: +1 close quarters

Bernardo Hoagie
HP 50/50
Inventory: $10, clothes and an ancient tome.
Traits: Cultist: +2 to knife wielding

Angry Muscles Moriarty
HP 60/60
Inventory: $25, clothes, partially used duct tape
Traits: Criminal connections, Wrestler: +2 to close quarters

Hirata Etsuyo
HP 50/50
Inventory: $25, clothes,
Traits: Banshee singing: +2 to intimidation.

Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)

Possessions: Dilapidated warehouse (cleaned, with carvings), Hideous scrap statue, Cleaning supplies, Potatoes growing out back, supplies,
Rituals:  Ritual of the protective kittens(cost: $500)
Money: $170 (In cult's pockets)
Followers: 11

[Salsacookies]

While unconcious, tell everyone of what I discovered