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[Alev]

PTW

[NRDL]

Do some push ups to burn off the berries.

[Alev]

Pick teeth with a stick or something.

[Tawa]

[2-1]You... just... can't do push ups. You are so ridiculously fat that you have mildly dangerous heartburn, too. [5-1]You pick some berries out of your teeth with a stick. Your -1 is alleviated, but your heartburn remains.

[Paphi]

See if those shades are still around.

[Tawa]

[5]Hey, look! Sunglasses! You put them on. You're so cool that your heartburn disappears.

[6]You're pretty thirsty. So thirsty that you only have like 9 turns to live.

[Paphi]

See if there are any coconut trees around. Look for coconuts on the ground.

[Alev]

See if there are any coconut trees around. Look for coconuts on the ground.

+1

[Tawa]

There aren't any coconut trees!

You were flying from New England to Germany!

[Alev]

Dig a hole! Diggy Diggy Diggy!

[Nunzillor]

Dig a hole! Diggy Diggy Diggy!

+1, but how about we get a little further inland before attempting this.

[Paphi]

Grab our stuff and walk down the coast, looking for a break in the craggy foliage to get inland.

[Tawa]

[2]You fail to dig the hole. [2]You find no foliage break.