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Author Topic: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD  (Read 4638 times)

Paphi

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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2014, 11:51:35 pm »

Punch him in the face and try to shove him off the plane.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2014, 11:51:53 pm »

"Convince" him to stop trying to blow up the plane. And by "convince" I mean "throw off the plane".

Ponder if we managed to get our lighter or pocket knife on board. Also ponder if we're actually Otto von Bismarck and not currently realizing it.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2014, 12:08:39 am »

[6]You punch him in the face and throw him out of the plane, but the plane tips due to turbulence and you fall out too. The bomb explodes twenty feet under you, and [3]You get a bunch of smoke in your lungs. You remember that your stuff just barely managed to slip by security-- some kid on a skateboard started using the airport as a skate park right when you got to the metal detector-- just as you hit [1] the ground. That was a fail. Yet you survived due to the Lord of the Flies factor- whenever something bad happens in a plane, so long as insanity will follow, someone will survive.

You wake up at sunset. Your limbs ache and you have a hacking cough. [1]Your briefcase is dented, your trenchcoat was ripped to shreds, and your phone was crushed. Half the gas leaked out of your lighter, and the can and bottle openers were somehow ripped out of your knife. Most of your papers are gone, too. You only have three.
LOSSES:
BRIEFCASE CAPACITY REDUCED BY 5
PAPERS REDUCED TO 3
PHONE DESTROYED
TRENCHCOAT CAPACITY REDUCED BY 3
LIGHTER CAPACITY HALVED
GAINS:
RAGS (5)
SCRAP METAL (4)

You are all alone at a desolate beach. You have -2 to all actions due to the events of today.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2014, 12:09:53 am »

sleep
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Tawa

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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2014, 12:14:36 am »

[1 - 2 = -1]You become more awake. The pain in your limbs increases.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2014, 12:15:24 am »

Fail to be badass.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2014, 12:16:49 am »

Craft a badass headband from a rag and wear it. Make a campfire.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2014, 12:17:15 am »

See if we need to patch up any wounds with the rags. Glance around for something hopefully a little less exposed than the sand. Make sure our supplies are stored in the briefcase, and sleep, using it as a pillow.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2014, 12:27:19 am »

[1-2=-1]You become MORE badass. [5-2=3]You make a headband and wear it, but it's not that badass. Your ambiental badassery makes it kinda badass, though. [6-2=4]You notice that your right arm is sorta broken, and patch it up. PENALTY REDUCED BY 1. [3-1=2] Everywhere else is all spiky and craggy. You decide that here is better. [4-1=3]You go to sleep on the beach. You don't get eaten by a thingummywut, but it isn't very comfortable. Your wounds persist.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2014, 12:43:29 am »

Look for signs of life.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2014, 12:45:42 am »

Wake up. Look around. Try to remember those hours they said were wasted watching survivor shows.
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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2014, 12:46:21 am »

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Re: Roll to Survive: The Non-Minimalist Suggestion RTD
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2014, 08:55:58 am »

look for signs of un-life
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