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[Neonivek]

That is the biggest load of gibberish I ever read.

[ArKFallen]

That is the biggest load of gibberish I ever read.

An evil heart from an evil sorcerer. He summoned evil horses which eventually took him away with them. Grip the heart, wish for someone's death, and you too will have evil horses.

[forsaken1111]

That is the biggest load of gibberish I ever read.

An evil heart from an evil sorcerer. He summoned evil horses which eventually took him away with them. Grip the heart, wish for someone's death, and you too will have evil horses.

Yes but why was it 'obligatory'? Why is it even relevant?

[ArKFallen]

Yes but why was it 'obligatory'? Why is it even relevant?

It is moving the topic of the thread back to the thread's topic after a section of it was deleted. The first poster following the deletion had nothing to move it toward. ChairmanPoo thought it'd be funny to reference the latter half of Toady's deletion post with an artifact from the game.

(removed ~25 posts -- if people want to wish death on each other and so on, they can do it elsewhere)

An evil heart from an evil sorcerer. He summoned evil horses which eventually took him away with them. Grip the heart, wish for someone's death, and you too will have evil horses.

[Neonivek]

Well here is one...

Forester has 3333 hearts... only ONE which can summon evil horses yet only the horse summoning one gets a name (and frankly given how strong he is, it sounds like the least impressive heart)

Also he was carried away and ALL 3333 hearts were just... left on the floor after the demons basically had to cause Armageddon to defeat him?

And if each heart represents one of his sins... why is summoning evil horses a sin? I mean... is there a heart of jaywalking?

That item is a whirling vortex of nonsense... and Chairmanpoo actually edited it down so you wouldn't see ALL the nonsense.

[Nick K]

Is that really from TWS? I didn't think they had a strict good/neutral/evil division of characters. Also, a quick google for "heart of the fosterer" brings up lots of references to Planescape: Torment, although I suppose it's possible they put it in as a reference to that game.

[Cthulhu]

It's not.  I'm guessing ChairmanPoo made it.

A little hostile though, Neonivek.  Considering all the nonsense you say, glass houses man.

[ArKFallen]

Annoyed that the item was(might be?) to a completely different game. Cus I'm not a backer and I use this thread to follow TWS stuff.

[Neonivek]

A little hostile though, Neonivek.

It is a little... self-evident... and it isn't like Chairmanpoo wrote that.

Only people who would be insulted would be the illiterate.

[ChairmanPoo]

TBH I was amused by the idea of people joining this thread wishing death upon one another.

That being said, it'd be a pretty cool artifact to add to the game.

(Despite the nonsense that I did in fact trim out in copious ammounts from the descr)

[Neonivek]

Yep I won't deny the artifact in concept is pretty cool.

It has the most insanely illogical item description ever created mind you.

Though I wonder if I'd make them one use or continual use.

[Cthulhu]

In actual game terms artifacts usually have passive and active uses.  The classic example is the mattock in the combat video, which gives you a labor bonus passively (making construction, excavation, and the like faster) and can be used in combat to shatter armor.  The latter effect consumes the mattock.

[Sartain]

Is that really from TWS? I didn't think they had a strict good/neutral/evil division of characters. Also, a quick google for "heart of the fosterer" brings up lots of references to Planescape: Torment, although I suppose it's possible they put it in as a reference to that game.

I'm pretty sure that's an item from Planescape: Torment, actually. Almost positive, in fact.

[Xgamer4]

In less deathy related news, still no video, and it appears even the forum has given up this time.

[nenjin]

I Am Jack's Lack Of Surprise.