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Author Topic: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.  (Read 209213 times)

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Re: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.
« Reply #330 on: September 10, 2014, 06:44:38 am »
Well, it's not like anyone is recognizing the other Caliph either.

Anyway, I'm declaring my own Caliphate. With coke, whiskey, blackjack and hookers*. All hail the new Shebinad Caliphate!


* Yeah, technically some of those things are haram, but so is blowing mosque and massacring christians, and it didn't stop the other ones from having a Caliphate.
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« Reply #331 on: September 10, 2014, 07:15:31 am »
One of the Caliphates major goals will have to be destroying any other caliphates, that followed by destruction of rival jihadist groups, then the other Muslim sects, then the world, I suppose.
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Re: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.
« Reply #332 on: September 10, 2014, 07:52:00 am »
Quote from: Strife26 on September 10, 2014, 07:15:31 am
One of the Caliphates major goals will have to be destroying any other caliphates, that followed by destruction of rival jihadist groups, then the other Muslim sects, then the world, I suppose.
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Re: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.
« Reply #333 on: September 10, 2014, 08:23:03 am »
Quote from: Sheb on September 10, 2014, 01:41:17 am
Apparently Boko Haram decided they wanted to be a caliphate too.
Cue the hipster jihadi who wanted to be a Caliphate back before it became a thing.
Spoiler: He's from a pretty obscure sect, you probably haven't heard of it. (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #334 on: September 10, 2014, 09:24:36 am »
Look rad as hell. I wish my caliphate was a sexy. Anyway, I just celebrated my accession to the Caliphate in the time-honoured tradition of changing my avatar.
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Re: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.
« Reply #335 on: September 10, 2014, 09:30:36 am »
Quote from: Sheb on September 10, 2014, 09:24:36 am
Look rad as hell. I wish my caliphate was a sexy. Anyway, I just celebrated my accession to the Caliphate in the time-honoured tradition of changing my avatar.

Man I wish my avatar had that level of islamic sexy
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« Reply #336 on: September 10, 2014, 09:51:54 am »


Here you go. You can be my vizir.
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« Reply #337 on: September 10, 2014, 09:54:18 am »
Needs more beard. WAY more beard.
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« Reply #338 on: September 10, 2014, 10:02:47 am »
How about this?


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« Reply #339 on: September 10, 2014, 10:12:03 am »
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« Reply #340 on: September 10, 2014, 11:27:29 am »
Quote from: Sheb on September 10, 2014, 06:44:38 am
* Yeah, technically some of those things are haram, but so is blowing mosque and massacring christians, and it didn't stop the other ones from having a Caliphate.

Where does it say that massacring christians is haram?
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Re: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.
« Reply #341 on: September 10, 2014, 11:32:50 am »
Yeah, Islaam, like most religions to a certain degree, is all about slaughtering the non believers in one way or another (even if most have technically left that behaviour behind). A pertinent verse from the Qu'ran that leaps to mind states that "Idolatry is worse than carnage". The same verse then proscribes violence at a Mosque, so go fish.
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« Reply #342 on: September 10, 2014, 12:18:58 pm »
My bad, I though it was in the Q'ran, but apparently the protection for "People of the book" (Christians, Jews, Sabians etc) is part of sharia instead.
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Re: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.
« Reply #343 on: September 10, 2014, 12:48:38 pm »
As for the blowing up the mosques, it's that whole problem of "Well, of course, you shouldn't kill fellow Muslims. But apostate Muslims and heretics are fair game."

Same logic behind "Thou shalt not kill. Unless they're Cathars/Manicheans/Hussites/pagans/idolators/Jews/etc"

And when you're a fairly narrow literalist sect of Wahhabis, pretty much EVERYONE in the Ummah is an apostate.
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Re: The Let's go back to Iraq, now without WMDs Thread. About the IS(IS) threat.
« Reply #344 on: September 10, 2014, 12:53:42 pm »
Yeah, they turn the No True Scotsman knob right up to 11. Then cut it off, so to speak.
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