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Author Topic: Worm: Edwardstown  (Read 136319 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #870 on: December 31, 2014, 02:39:26 pm »

Steven resumes observing Ilo's proceedings after tying his shoelaces to the bottom of his char so he doesnt run through the window next time a chord is sturck.

You wisely decide to tie your shoelaces to the chair in preparation for the rest of the night, and sit down, expecting something similarly impressive as the next note. Sadly, it's not quite as impressive. In fact, it looks pretty horrible, as your frame rate suddenly completely drops as low as you've ever seen, with about a distinct image being received by your brain about every second, and everything feels really slow to the point where you can't quite tell what Ilo is doing, except for how he's holding a set of two keys while his hand wanders off around the keyboard, lightly brushing up against several other keys in its curious quest for bright new ideas.

On the other hand, you do notice how two people suddenly appear out of nowhere on a couple of bleachers, on account of how incredibly goddamn huge they are, subjectively speaking. The low frame rate, despite its annoying nature, does appear to let you irritably appreciate each individual moment a little more, you note.

"That's Todd for you. Without the awful smell at least. How he smell like cat litter without apparently owning a cat I will never understand."

"Maybe he eats it?" New Todd wonders, and you narrowly avoid considering the possible implications of this. "Anyway, want to go anywhere in search of clues or whatever, or will you be okay for now?"

"Um... w-w-we c-could go to a l-l-library sometime... a-a-and I can show you." She says slowly.

"But I'd like you to tell me now," she says, tilting her head a little as she smiles playfully.

"Hey, you stay away. Now, get the fuck out of my pocket universe."

She walks off in a not very particular direction. You briefly wonder why the fuck she's doing that, but then realize that it's probably the most literal interpretation of what you told her to do.

A short time later as you stand there feeling a bit exposed, both of you reappear in the stadium in the exact position that you left it. Namely she's got your phone in her greasy little kid mitts, while you're sitting down on a bleacher, only partially aware that pretty much everyone else appears to have gathered in a messy pile in the center of the field.

Suddenly, you feel incredibly, utterly slow, with life passing you by at a horrendous 1.2 fps. That's a bit strange, you think, as so far life's been running optimally at what you believe to be reasonable settings, and a sudden lag spike such as this is surely cause for alarm. Maybe there's some background process in your brain you could turn off to speed things up?

"Fine... don't go on a murder spree like the last time." Carrie shrugs as the walls fall and she walks away, "Loser."

You sure show him, walking away into the distance on the ridged plain all around you for all of a minute or so before the two of you reappear in your former position in the stadium. You've still got this deadbeat's phone, and you are quite aware that most of the people around are gathered in a half-crowd, half-pile in the middle of the stadium, and that you two appear to be the only ones still on the bleachers.

Moreover, your power informs you that this fact is not at all unnoticed by Ilo and One-Eighty, who are both looking your way, both of their expressions unreadable on account of One-Eighty's motorcycle helmet and Ilo's general expressionless nature (being the only Eddite who doesn't actually mask himself in any way, his face is very conspicuously expressionless indeed, though the extremely colorful and distracting onion suit of his seems to work adequately at distracting people from paying attention to his face much). They don't appear to be tempted to raise an issue about it just yet, although a gesture Ilo makes tells you in no uncertain terms that he's got his eye on you two now.

Of course, the very next gesture he makes is to demonstratively press several keys on his podium, which results in a feeling of immense slowness overtaking you, almost as if life itself were experiencing lag, with all moving things spontaneously beginning to move choppily, jumping between individual frames at a snail's pace, judging from the very slow response of your movements.
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #871 on: December 31, 2014, 02:54:15 pm »

Kyle shrugs.
"Eh, I need to find a place to stay until I can figure out where I live."
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #872 on: December 31, 2014, 03:08:16 pm »

((why did you have to bring that up?))
Carrie quickly sets down the phone and grins, "Well, this is a trip." She begins to peacefully walk down to the Eddites.  If anything distorts, she uses her power to get over or around it.
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #873 on: December 31, 2014, 03:17:15 pm »

Alex would spit at Carrie in hopes he would see it hit her in slow motion.
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #874 on: December 31, 2014, 03:18:01 pm »

((why did you have to bring that up?))

What would you be referring to, if I may ask?
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #875 on: December 31, 2014, 03:24:58 pm »

((The phone, I was hoping to walk away with it.))
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #876 on: December 31, 2014, 11:24:13 pm »

"Dear god, why does he have a lag button... doesnt he know everyone hates lag?"

Untying his shoelaces Steven prepares to make his way down to the field.
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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« Reply #877 on: December 31, 2014, 11:36:44 pm »

"W-well... theres o-one where a k-kid mage whos... t-twelve is m-m-made a teacher in an a-all g-girls high school." She says, trying to think of one of the more innocent ones... though the kid did get hugged into a lot of breasts in that...
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #878 on: January 02, 2015, 05:48:03 am »

Kyle shrugs.
"Eh, I need to find a place to stay until I can figure out where I live."

"Not sure I can help you on that. My house is getting fumigated, and I'm not sure I'd want to pass you off to any of my friends, since they might not appreciate that, you know. Besides, weren't you staying at the motel?" New Todd asks.

((why did you have to bring that up?))
Carrie quickly sets down the phone and grins, "Well, this is a trip." She begins to peacefully walk down to the Eddites.  If anything distorts, she uses her power to get over or around it.

It's a bit difficult to walk forward successfully with the low framerate, so you stick to using your power, and during your very first attempt at a powered walk that motherfucker you just turned your back on hocks a loogie into your hair with a force that makes you lean forward a little, which is without a doubt the most indication that though you might not be in middle school anymore, apparently life doesn't seem to have gotten the message.

The lag also stops momentarily, with Ilo looking as nonplussed as usual, pondering the next keys to press on his podium.

Alex would spit at Carrie in hopes he would see it hit her in slow motion.

You collect a considerable amount of saliva and miscellaneous mucus, ball it up like some sort of junior league pro or perhaps a chewing tobacco enthusiast, then hock it right at the little girl, all of which you manage perfectly despite the fact you only get about one unit of sensory input every second or so. It flies through the air in a very projectile-like manner, hitting the girl straight in the back of her head, and the reaction is about three separate static frames - the impact messing up her hair, her continuing to walk, then stopping suddenly. Having successfully recaptured the very essence of disgusting juvenile behavior, you don't even bother to hide the shit-eating grin your face insists on making.

And then, just as suddenly as it began, the lagging stops, and the stadium returns to proper real time, so you can appreciate the girl making the uncomfortable realization that you have certainly shown her the what for and all that.

"Dear god, why does he have a lag button... doesnt he know everyone hates lag?"

Untying his shoelaces Steven prepares to make his way down to the field.

Untying a set of shoelaces is actually a more complicated task than one might think, especially with how you tied them with the express purpose of keeping you in place and not being simple to get free from, and even more so with this damnable sensory lag. This is going to take a bit. In fact, it takes you all the time that elapses before the lag stops, at which point the task becomes fairly simple. Now possessing a set of untied shoelaces and a pretty bad attitude, you prepare to make your way to the field.

"W-well... theres o-one where a k-kid mage whos... t-twelve is m-m-made a teacher in an a-all g-girls high school." She says, trying to think of one of the more innocent ones... though the kid did get hugged into a lot of breasts in that...

"So, precocious child plus a school full of girls at the tail end of puberty plus funny magic business plus a fish out of water situation, then? Do they save the world or something? More importantly, what are the school uniforms like?"
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #879 on: January 02, 2015, 08:04:43 am »

Carrie stops, wipes it off and proceeds down to the stadium.  All in due time.
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #880 on: January 02, 2015, 08:53:54 am »

Standing up from tying his shoelaces steven turns to his companion.
"Well the party seems to be in full swing now, i guess ill go back to my original plan and get a closer look mow that hes not trying to pull us through the windows. Cheers for the drink."

After saying his goodbyes Steven heads down to the stadium and tries to make his way closer to the stage without attracting too much attention.
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« Reply #881 on: January 02, 2015, 09:00:36 am »

"Uh... th-they save the world a-a lot a-a-and um... kn-knee length sk-skirts a-and dress sh-shirts?" Selina suddenly realizes this may be ne of the more embarrassing ones she had read.
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #882 on: January 02, 2015, 11:24:24 am »

Kyle shrugs.
"I only had enough for a night, maybe two if I pinch some pennies. Eh, whatever. You've already been a lot of help to me."
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Re: Worm: Edwardstown
« Reply #883 on: January 02, 2015, 11:58:08 am »

Alex would check his phone for bugs, because the PRT and Carrie have touched his phone.
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« Reply #884 on: January 04, 2015, 08:09:38 am »

Carrie stops, wipes it off and proceeds down to the stadium.  All in due time.

You suppose this would be more distressing were it not for the fact that Mr. Dickbag back there is presumably already one of the first items on the List. Also, ugh, now it's on your sleeve and probably a bit's still lingering around on the back of your head. You wipe your sleeve against the rest of your clothes until the spit's reasonably invisible (but it's there, you know it's there, ugh), and soldier onward, reaching the crowd down at the center of the field.

For a moment, everything turns upside down as Ilo presses a key while holding another one, then sideways both ways as he presses two others in turn.

Standing up from tying his shoelaces steven turns to his companion.
"Well the party seems to be in full swing now, i guess ill go back to my original plan and get a closer look mow that hes not trying to pull us through the windows. Cheers for the drink."

After saying his goodbyes Steven heads down to the stadium and tries to make his way closer to the stage without attracting too much attention.

"Yeah, I think I'll be staying in here. Less likely to hurt myself and whatnot. Maybe I'll do that shoelace thing you did, even!" your friend says. "Anywho, have fun out there!"

With that, you walk out into the hallway and make your way down to the field, though the stairs give you a little trouble, what with you having several shots of vodka and also the steps being a little displaced for some reason you don't entirely comprehend. You narrowly avoid falling down the concrete steps, actually, only managing to get down by virtue of closing your eyes and feeling your way down, as this for some reason simplifies the process. And a good thing, too, as when you open your eyes briefly at the bottom, you notice that everything's sideways. Then it's normal. Then it's sideways the other way. Huh. Maybe navigating down to the field was not as good an idea as you thought, you think, but then it becomes normal again.

Well, at least you're on the ground floor now!

"Uh... th-they save the world a-a lot a-a-and um... kn-knee length sk-skirts a-and dress sh-shirts?" Selina suddenly realizes this may be ne of the more embarrassing ones she had read.

"Mm. Short sleeves or long sleeves?"

Kyle shrugs.
"I only had enough for a night, maybe two if I pinch some pennies. Eh, whatever. You've already been a lot of help to me."

"I see. Well, I'll be staying at the motel anyhow, so if you've really got nobody else to turn to, you know where to find me," Todd tells you. "Want me to drop you off someplace now?"

Alex would check his phone for bugs, because the PRT and Carrie have touched his phone.

Your phone carries no crabs, caterpillars, cockroaches or cooties, you cunningly conclude. Biological warfare shall not be wrought upon you, not today at least! So you can safely consider yourself to be on top of things, really, although you are a tad alarmed that you can't seem to check the phone very well due to it looking a little like it's almost a foot away from where you'd expect it to be, considering which makes your head hurt. And then things flip-turn upside down, then sideways, then sideways the other way which exacerbates the problem and makes you slightly confused.

It also occurs to you that Carrie probably couldn't mess with your phone much during the three to four minutes she had her hands on it, and that if the PRT tapped your phone, they probably didn't do it with a physical listening device, considering they can just probably ask a telecom operator to just provide records of all your phone conversations without any questions being asked or obvious devices being used. It is the PRT, after all.
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