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[Comrade Shamrock]

COMBINE LYEOS, COMRADE SHAMROCK, POKETO, AND MY AAP INTO ONE TO CREATE THE ULTRAMEGAAPOCAYLSPSE! WE WON'T GET THIS APOCALYSE ON THE ROAD IF WE CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW, DAMN THE NERVOUSNESS!

Screw the European prison tour. Support this

[poketwo]

COMBINE LYEOS, COMRADE SHAMROCK, POKETO, AND MY AAP INTO ONE TO CREATE THE ULTRAMEGAAPOCAYLSPSE! WE WON'T GET THIS APOCALYSE ON THE ROAD IF WE CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW, DAMN THE NERVOUSNESS!

Screw the European prison tour. Support this

I WOULD, IF HE HAD NOT GET MY NAME RIGHT

[tuypo1]

COMBINE LYEOS, COMRADE SHAMROCK, POKETO, AND MY AAP INTO ONE TO CREATE THE ULTRAMEGAAPOCAYLSPSE! WE WON'T GET THIS APOCALYSE ON THE ROAD IF WE CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW, DAMN THE NERVOUSNESS!

Screw the European prison tour. Support this

I WOULD, IF HE DID NOT GET MY NAME RIGHT

so you do because he did not get it right

[Sarrak]

Hail to the confusion!

[masked_krusader]

Hail to the confusion!

HAIL TO THE CHIEF.  THE EP CHIEF OF THE ELEPHANT APOCALYPSE.

[Simbionia]

INVITE THE ALIENS TO EARTH WITH THE PROMISE OF TAKING OVER THE REMAINS

[Nidilap]

I GUESS TERMINATOR CLONES ARE NOT GONNA BE A THING ANYMORE, SO BEGIN TO ADD DEMON PORTALS AROUND IRELAND.

[Elephant Parade]

SORRY FOR THE DELAY; HEADACHE DISRUPTED GM PROCESSES

ALSO THE GAME IS BEING EXTENDED BY FIVE TURNS

Right.
BEGIN OPENING MORE PORTALS IN RELATIVELY UNSETTLED AREAS! AND BY RELATIVELY I MEAN BASICALLY COMPLETELY, AKA UNDERGROUND CAVERNS AND WHATNOT SO AS TO NOT INCREASE NERVOUSNESS.

(5)THE UNDERGROUND CAVE NETWORK IS NOW BASICALLY HELL

+7 AAP

WITH THIS GPS NO LOCATIONS ARE OUT OF MY REACH! RELEASE CTHULHU USING THE POWERS OF THE GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM IN THE NAME OF MY NEW MASTER

(5)CTHULU HAS BEEN RELEASED AS A SERVANT OF THE UNDERWORLD

+6 AAP

HUMANITY'S INSANITY INCREASED SOMEWHAT

LAUNCH NUKES AT EVERYTHING! FOR THE OBAMACULT!

(6)MUCH OF NORTH AMERICA IS DESTROYED

+4 AAP
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DECREASED SLIGHTLY

START YELLING AT PEOPLE THAT BANANAS IS THE UNIVERSAL CURRENCY NOW

(6)BANANAS BECOME THE UNIVERSAL CURRENCY

PEOPLE ADAPT TO THE NEW STANDARD; LITTLE CONFUSION RESULTS

NO AAP FOR YOU

EXPLODE THE PRO-HUMANITY ROBOTS. HOPEFULLY WITH LARGE AMOUNTS OF COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

ALSO, WELCOME TO THE FORUMS OKJOE.

(6)THE REST OF NORTH AMERICA IS DESTROYED, ALONG WITH THE PRO-HUMANITY ROBOTS

UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR MECH IS DESTROYED AS WELL

+8 AAP

create nanites to control the magma

(2)YOU FAIL

Launch nukes at everything! For the Obamacult

HELP HIM WITH NUCLEAR WAR BY ALSO LAUNCHING NUKES AT MOTHER RUSSIA'S ENEMIES
ALSO, EXTEND THE APOCALYPSE BY 5 TURNS

(2)YOU DON'T HAVE ANY NUKES

pump cannabis into the atmosphere

(6)PEOPLE FEEL MORE RELAXED, BUT SOME OVERDOSE AND DIE; THIS FREAKS EVERYONE OUT

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS IS UNAFFECTED

cause everyone to sleep eternally

(3)YOU MAKE SEVERAL RANDOM PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD FALL ASLEEP

+1 AAP

CONSTRUCT A PORTAL GUN

(6)THE PORTAL GUN TURNS OUT TO BE SENTIENT

IT USES A PORTAL TO STRAND YOU IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

MAKE HAPPY, RELAXING DANCING COMPULSORY UNDER PAIN OF DEATH.

(2)YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET THE WORLD'S GOVERNMENTS TO ENACT THIS LAW

COMBINE LYEOS, COMRADE SHAMROCK, POKETO, AND MY AAP INTO ONE TO CREATE THE ULTRAMEGAAPOCAYLSPSE! WE WON'T GET THIS APOCALYSE ON THE ROAD IF WE CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW, DAMN THE NERVOUSNESS!

Screw the European prison tour. Support this

(3+1)UNFORTUNATELY, A 4 IS NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE A META-ACTION SUCCEED

Hail to the confusion!

(3)THIS ACTION IS TOO CONFUSING. I'M NOT GIVING IT ANY RESULTS.

Hail to the confusion!

HAIL TO THE CHIEF.  THE EP CHIEF OF THE ELEPHANT APOCALYPSE.

(3)...OKAY?

INVITE THE ALIENS TO EARTH WITH THE PROMISE OF TAKING OVER THE REMAINS

(3)THE ALIENS SEND A FEW SHIPS OVER, BUT THEY'RE TOO BUSY ABDUCTING COWS TO DO ANYTHING.

+1 AAP

I GUESS TERMINATOR CLONES ARE NOT GONNA BE A THING ANYMORE, SO BEGIN TO ADD DEMON PORTALS AROUND IRELAND.

(1)YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLOSE ALL DEMON PORTALS AROUND IRELAND

-3 AAP

THE DEMON RETURNS TO HELL

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)

OBAMACULT: 8
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 2
DEMONS: 24 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 0
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5
TERRORISTS: 5
GIANT ROBOTS: 26
DRUGS: 3
PRISONER REBELLION: 5
OVERPOPULATION: 1
CONFUSION: 5
ETERNAL SLEEP: 1
ALIENS: 1

Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)

HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: !!!NEAR-MAXIMUM!!!
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: AWFUL
HUMANITY INSANITY: SLIGHT

FROM NOW ON, CTHULU WILL PERFORM AN ACTION EACH TURN. THE HIGHER HUMANITY'S INSANITY IS, THE MORE ODDLY IT WILL REACT TO EVENTS. IF HUMANITY'S INSANITY REACHES MAXIMUM, CTHULU WILL BREAK FREE OF UNDERWORLD CONTROL AND MAKE EVERYONE INSANE, MAKING IT WIN THE GAME AND EVERYONE ELSE TRIPLE LOSE.

[Lightningfalcon]

THIS INSANITY PLEASES ME. 
SUBVERT MEDIA.  TELL THE PUBLIC TO KEEP CALM, AND CARRY ON PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

[tuypo1]

use magic to control the magma

[okjoe1]

HERE'S WHERE THE MASTER PLAN SPROUTS, PUT THE COMMON COLD INTO ALL THE BANANAS IN CIRCULATION WITH THE NEW ECONOMY, EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET SICK WITH A SORE THROAT, BECOME TISSUE SALES MAN

[Sarrak]

PRETEND TO LEAD THE PEACE NEGOTIATIONS WITH DEMONS TO LOWER NERVOUSNESS!

[Hawk132]

BUILD A NEW MECH.

[TamerVirus]

REPROGRAM ROBOTS SO THEY GIVE NICE CALMING HUGS INSTEAD OF FLAMING DEATH RAYS

[Lyeos]

MAKE THE ROBOTS TV FAILS TO REPROGRAM BECOME WRESTLERS FOR MAKIND'S ENTERTAINMENT.