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Author Topic: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE  (Read 14543 times)

aattss

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2014, 08:49:14 pm »

GIVE EVERYONE WEED TO CALM THEM DOWN

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2014, 09:29:09 pm »

SENTIENT SHIRTS!!! THEY HUNGER FOR HUMANITY!!!! EVOLVE PANTS AND UNDIES TO HAVE WINGS FOR MOBILITY!!!!
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2014, 09:33:14 pm »

BEGIN TAMERCULT AD CAMPAIGN
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2014, 01:19:35 am »

ACQUIRE ALL OF THE MONEYS IN A MANNER REMINISCENT TO BILL GATES BUT MORE GREEDY
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2014, 01:24:15 am »

RAISE THE DEAD. BENEVOLENT UNTIL THE END.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2014, 05:52:54 am »

TAKE OVER PUTIN'S MIND
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2014, 10:23:35 am »

CREATE A SECRET CULT DEDICATED TO SUMMONING MORE DEMONS WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.
(3)YOUR CULT CONSISTS OF THREE PEOPLE WHO MEET IN YOUR BASEMENT

THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR SOMEHOW

GAINED 2 AAP

OKAY. PLAN B. SCREW ZOMBIES. MAKE SENTIENT AI THAT WANTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD.
(1)YOU MAKE THE AI AND PLACE IT IN A GIANT ROBOT. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU FORGOT A BRACKET, AND THE ROBOT WANTS TO PROTECT THE WORLD.

HUMANITY IS NOW PROTECTED BY A GIANT ROBOT

ESCAPE PRISON, CONTINUE BUILDING BATTLESTATIONS WITH CITY LEVELING WEAPONARY IN SECRET
(2)BREAKING OUT OF JAIL IS DIFFICULT.

CREATE TERRORIST GROUP, BLOW UP FACTORIES DISGUISING THEM AS INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS
(5)SUCCESS! FACTORIES ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE DESTROYED.

HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SLIGHTLY

+5 AAP

RELEASE A FUNGUS WHICH RELEASES A SPORE WHICH MAKES PEOPLE DUMB AND SEDENTARY
(2)YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT BIOENGINEERING.

MARK DOWN ON MAP WHERE I THINK THE NON-EUCLIDIAN CITY OF HORRORS WITH STRANGE SPELLING MIGHT BE.  THAT WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER.  HOPEFULLY.  IF I CAN FIND MY WAY OUT OF WHEREVER I AM.  THEN SUMMON SHOGGOTHS TO DO MY BIDDING.
(3)YOU MARK DOWN THE LOCATION ON YOUR MAP. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU GET RE-LOST IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE AS YOU DO SO.

GIVE EVERYONE WEED TO CALM THEM DOWN
(3)MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO DO DRUGS

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DECREASED SLIGHTLY

SENTIENT SHIRTS!!! THEY HUNGER FOR HUMANITY!!!! EVOLVE PANTS AND UNDIES TO HAVE WINGS FOR MOBILITY!!!!
(3)YOU MAKE SENTIENT SHIRTS, BUT SCIENTISTS ARE ABLE TO DESIGN NON-SENTIENT ONES PRETTY MUCH IMMEDIATELY.

+1 AAP
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SLIGHTLY

BEGIN TAMERCULT AD CAMPAIGN
(3)YOU RECRUIT A FEW MORE PEOPLE

+1 AAP

ACQUIRE ALL OF THE MONEYS IN A MANNER REMINISCENT TO BILL GATES BUT MORE GREEDY
(1)I HAVE NO IDEA HOW BILL GATES GOT HIS MONEY

UH

YOU FAIL COMPLETELY AT DOING WHATEVER HE DID, AND YOU END UP DEEP IN DEBT.

RAISE THE DEAD. BENEVOLENT UNTIL THE END.
(3)YOU RAISE A FEW ZOMBIES, BUT THEY DON'T REALLY SEEM BENEVOLENT. THEY DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE AT ALL

TAKE OVER PUTIN'S MIND
(3)YOU TAKE OVER THE MIND OF ONE OF HIS MINISTERS

IF RUSSIA HAS MINISTERS

I DON'T KNOW HOW THE RUSSIAN POLITICAL SYSTEM WORKS

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2014, 10:25:34 am »

HM. WELL, PLANT DEMONS DISGUISED AS HUMANS INTO THE GOVERNING BODIES OF ALL MAJOR NATIONS.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2014, 10:31:37 am »

ORGANISE A PRISON BREAK, BUILD A SUBMERSIBLE BATTLESTATION WITH CITY LEVELING WEAPONRY

aattss

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2014, 10:33:31 am »

CREATE PRO-DRUG CARTEL PROPAGANDA

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2014, 11:08:01 am »

BUILD TAMERCULT MIND CONTROL DEVICE AND UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2014, 12:33:04 pm »

CONVINCE PUTIN TO USE NUKES AGAINST BRITAIN, SINCE AMERICA IS TO BUSY BEING DESTROYED TO STOP HIM
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2014, 12:39:50 pm »

ASSIST AATTSS: BUY CROPDUSTERS AND A BIOLOGICAL AGENT WHICH CAUSES CALMNESS AND A SAFE MELLOW HIGH, SPRAY OVER MAJOR CITIES

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2014, 12:53:07 pm »

ADMINISTER AND ENCOURAGE RELAXING BACK RUBS AND MASSAGES.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2014, 12:54:32 pm »

RELEASE THE PLANTS
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