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[tuypo1]

of course

[BlitzDungeoneer]

HAVE PET ROCK KILL EVERYONE ON ISLAND

[LordSlowpoke]

ASCEND TO POWER OVER GREAT BRITAIN AND DRINK TEA

[3] YOU RISE AT GREAT BRITAIN

YOU PUNCH QUEEN IN SNOUT

SUDDENLY CHANTING OF "U WOT M8" BEGINS

QUEEN IS ON FLOOR HOLDING NOSE

GROUND SHAKES

SPOOKY

BE SUPER SPY. BLOW UP ISLAND WMDS

[1] YOU SPY

SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR DEFENDER ISLAND INTEL

YOU BAD SPY

GETS ALARM PULLED, SLEPT THROUGH CQC CLASS

THIS KILLS YOU

RESPAWN?

ABSEIL DRAMATICALLY FROM HELICOPTER

[5] YOU MAKE DESCENT

LEATHER SUNGLASSES AND AVIATOR JACKET

AREA IS IMPRESSED WITH AUTHORITY

NOT SURE WHICH ONE THOUGH

BUILD A BUNKER

[2] RESOURCES ARE LOW, NO CONCRETE FOR PRIVATES

BUILD OUT OF LOGS INSTEAD

COLLAPSES, KILLS COMRADE

Examine map of island.

ISLAND MAP WILL BE DELIVERED VIA ATTACKER COMMANDLINK SHORTLY.

USE MAGIC TO BOMBARD ISLAND WITH METEORS

[2] MAGIC DISPROVEN IN LATE 21XX

IS ADVANCED MATH INSTEAD

PUT IN MENTAL ASYLUM

AT LEAST DIDN'T GET SELF KILLED

Dig a hole.

[6] HOLE GET!

HOLE STRIKES AQUIFER

WATER SPOUTS OUT GEYSERLIKE

YOU NOW IN SKY

Throw rocks at Island Defense Force!

[2]

THROW ROCK

SKIPS A BIT

ISLAND IS FAR THOUGH

OTHER SOLDIERS JOIN YOU

LOTS OF ROCKSKIP

ISLAND MUST BE SCARED NOW

help defend the island by flying around with my magic and shooting down enemy planes with fireballs

[CONTINUITY HO] MAGIC DON'T EXIST

YOU ON GROUND

MUCH CONTRABAND IS USED

Fuel up the Mecha and load the gatling guns and Rocket Launchers. Let them come.

[5] YOU MECH PILOT

GUNNER IS READY

CO-PILOT IS READY

ARMAMENTS ARE GO

ENEMY NOT IN RANGE

STANDING BY . . .

HAVE PET ROCK KILL EVERYONE ON ISLAND

[1] BOB SCOFFS

MANAGED TO FIGURE OUT CROSSGAME CONTINUITY DOESN'T EXIST AGES BEFORE

HELLO AND WELCOME TO DUMB IDEAS: THE RTD (PART 2)

CONTINUING TREND OF MINIMALIST EXCEPT NOT GAMES, THREAD WILL BE SPLIT INTO FAR TOO MANY THREADS:

-DEFENDER THREAD
-ATTACKER THREAD
-MAIN THREAD (WOW, THIS ONE!)

YOU SIGN UP FOR EITHER SIDE IN THIS THREAD AND GET MAGICAL BONUSES

CAN STILL PLAY WITHOUT SIDE AND GET BONUSES IN OTHER WAY THOUGH

WILL BE LESS STRAIGHTFORWARD THOUGH

TO SIGN UP TO SIDE, POST SIDE IN RED BOLD AND THINGS WILL FOLLOW BEFORE NEXT TURN HAPPENS

AFTER SIGNING UP FOR SIDE, ACTIONS ARE EXPECTED TO BE DELIVERED IN APPROPRIATE THREAD, AND PEOPLE FROM OTHER SIDE ARE DISCOURAGED TO LOOK INTO SAID THREAD

IS ORIGINAL FOG OF WAR MECHANIC PLS DON'T STEAL

TURNS WILL BE POSTED HERE ALSO, BECAUSE FOUR THREADS IS THREE THREADS TOO MANY AND THAT IS TERRIBLE

[tuypo1]

oh exciting

defender

[tuypo1]

lsp you should probably put links to the attacker and defender threads here and links to the main thread on each of those

[BlitzDungeoneer]

STEAL PET ROCK FROM MY PAST SELF

[poketwo]

USE THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE TO GET MAGIC TO EXIST

[tuypo1]

you have the attacker thread linked in the op but not the defender

[Salsacookies]

IAM REDDY ATTACKER

[Hawk132]

Attacker master race.

[KingofstarrySkies]

((Two defenders. Yaaaaay.))

((NEVERMIND.))

[Yoink]

SHOOT NEAREST PEOPLE/PERSON

DETERMINE WHICH SIDE THEY WERE ON

JOIN OPPOSITE SIDE

[Varee]

DEFENDER
^{DEFENDER
DEFENDER.}

[Elephant Parade]

BREAK OUT OF JAIL

USE ADVANCED MATH TO BOMBARD ISLAND WITH METEORS

WIZARDER

[aattss]

DEFENDER