Talk at the dogs...
"This is our home. Those who come here want to hurt us, and take away our home. We will fight to protect it."
Using some of the brighter dogs, perform a stock keep - what supplies do we have, what sort of layout does this place have?
(6) Plenty of science things, as you knew from your time there: medical testing apparatus (petri dishes, syringes, etc), the drugs and chemicals for the tests, the standardized foods for the specimens. Should be enough to feed everyone for 3 days, not counting the two or three scientists who were just killed. And, you've got one trapped in the supply closet there. You think there might be some people on the upper floor who have not yet realized what's going on...
Use my excellent ventriloquist skills to somehow distract the shopkeeper guy in one of the stores. Then perform stealing!
(1) The store is actually closing up. He sees you at the window acting weird and reaches for the phone.
* Soundclown claps
YEP, SHIT'S GETTING DONE
MOUNT THE CANNON ON A PLATFORM, GET THE VAN FIXED UP, IT'S FUCKING PARADE TIME
YOU EITHER JOIN THE GANG OR GET BASS BOOSTED
AND SOMEONE FEED THE CHEMIST GODDAMN
(5) After some final tweaks, you mount the Bass Cannon on a trailer and get ready to roll out. Time to show Gotham what a real DJ can do.
(5) with some slightly smaller cannons to guard the bass, you leave a few men to watch the warehouse as you leave, knowing they'll take care of the Chemist.
Ed stops for a moment, gazing at the oncoming officers. He slings his bag in their direction, as his hand moves down to a pouch on his golf bag, unzipping it and letting loose a seemingly unending(not really) torrent(more a trickle) of golf balls into the cops' path, hopefully stunning them long enough for him to get a swing or two in at 'em.
(4) Rolling the balls in exactly the right way, you trip the overeager cops up, and knock them out with a couple of well-placed puts.
Synthesize all manner of curious concoctions (that are narcotic and marketable) and superior solutions (that are also narcotic and marketable).
Then sell, get money.
(6) As you oversee the recent batches, one of your girls notifies you that a messenger from one "BM" is asking for you. Says BM is impressed that you've gotten a distribution going where all other enterprises have thus far failed, and has a proposal for you.
"Stop yelling...and I will give you an answer. You want to know why you are limited to being in only my skull, which I am not happy about either? The League of Shadows destroyed your army."
THEM? AND ALL I HAVE LEFT IS ONE WEAKLING!? VERY WELL! I WILL NOT LET MY MANIFESTATION BE DESTROYED, EVEN IF IN SUCH AN INSULT OF A HOST. YOU MUST HIDE! CALL ON ANY ALLIES YOU HAVE LEFT! Inconceivable. Those canadian swine are just as bad as these americans. Get myself a box and go stand in relatively populated area and give a rousing speech to call other disgruntled immigrants to my cause
(4) You manage to bring in some people, though you cannot be certain of their nationalities. Nonetheless, they are listening to you, for now. No policier around, either.
WTF?! Walk backwards slowly while brandishing the staff threateningly.
(3) As you brandish the staff at the shadow, you see it grab onto the other end, but you manage not to let it pull the staff away from you.
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