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[MonkeyHead]

Oh shit. The next person who goes in there is not going to enjoy a number of drugged up unpleasant dogs being all over them... and it will be obvious it is my fault. I better do something about this before my supervisor finds out and my ass will be literally dog food.

Rush back to the room, attempting to keep all the dogs in the room and get them back into their cages by any means necessary

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Raise the gun, fire if I am charged.

"Who are you?"

[Harry Baldman]

Hell yeah! Now figure out how to make heroin from all this crap. High school chemistry, don't fail me now!

And if it does, enlist the help of a dissatisfied nerd from school to help out. Preferably a girl nerd, for thematic reasons, but any chemistry nerd will technically do.

[Pancaek]

"Ah, oui! Ze Belges are a proud and honorable people, surely I will find a suitable comrade here!"

Search out the most disgruntled Belgian and ask him to join me as me comrade. Also scour my house for anything that can be used as a weapon. Also look if I have any baguettes laying around.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Ed takes a few steps forward, raising his hands, club still in one of them.
Whatever's going on here cannot be legal. What with the gun, the weird hours and the hobo-y looking guy in here.
"Er... I'm..."
Well, no harm in sharing his villain name.
"Nine-Ion. And you don't work here, right? How about I get what I need and you let me get out of here. Think that's a, uh reasonable arrangement?"
He gives a slight smile. This guy probably doesn't wanna shoot anyone, much less get caught in... whatever it is that's goin' on in this garage.

[WillowLuman]

(SSG, you should totally try to become the golfer version of this guy)

[flabort]

(SSG, you should totally try to become the golfer version of this guy)

((Wow, that's brutal. I'm not sure that's, uh, something to look up to, even for a villain))

[SomeStupidGuy]

(SSG, you should totally try to become the golfer version of this guy)

(Hmmm... Well, I was thinking more 'Green Arrow except evil and with golf stuff', but that could also work...)

[WillowLuman]

(SSG, you should totally try to become the golfer version of this guy)

(Hmmm... Well, I was thinking more 'Green Arrow except evil and with golf stuff', but that could also work...)

(It's perfect! Instead of arrows, you could snipe people by beaning them with golf balls!)

[Comrade Shamrock]

(SSG, you should totally try to become the golfer version of this guy)

(Hmmm... Well, I was thinking more 'Green Arrow except evil and with golf stuff', but that could also work...)

Hold on aren't you like Dutch Killigan from Kim Possible.

[Xantalos]

How the hell did I miss this

Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)

Villain Name: Villaintroquist
Gimmick: Doing various sound-effect things. Throwing one's voice, those 'pow!' 'bam!' 'biff!' sound effects from the comics, etc
Real Name: Hank 'Honk' Hinkerton
Short Description/Bio: Blessed with such abilities as being able to imitate the Star Wars theme with a reasonable degree of accuracy from the age of 4, Hank developed his sound effect skills throughout his life, even taking various college courses in ventriloquism, singing, and playing the trumpet. However, he was distraught to find out that no one in the wider world gave a shit. He promptly vowed to become the most famous criminal of all time in order to bring soundeffectery into the public eye.

[Yoink]

>Push my gurney of kitchen gear over to Pete's place, unless it's too far.
Politely greet him and his wife, introducing myself if I haven't met her before. Be sure to thank Pete profusely for letting me stay, promise repeatedly not to be any trouble, and explain my assortment of kitchen appliances by saying I bought them for my previous place and didn't want to lose them, since they were expensive.


((Urrgh, what the hell was the awful music on that video? Sure wasn't in the movie.
But either way, I just watched The Raid 2 yesterday. It was one hell of a weird movie, that's for sure. I wonder if your victims will be so kind as to line up and charge at you one at a time? ))

[WillowLuman]

(It was the only video of that scene I could find that included the baseball-bean-kill.)

[Yoink]

((Well, I figured you didn't choose it for the music, heh.
One good thing about that movie is that it's made me really inspired to play/read/watch some beat-'em-up type action. Looking forward to when we're duking it out with equally small-time vigilantes/other crooks/civilians!))

[SomeStupidGuy]

(SSG, you should totally try to become the golfer version of this guy)

(Hmmm... Well, I was thinking more 'Green Arrow except evil and with golf stuff', but that could also work...)

(It's perfect! Instead of arrows, you could snipe people by beaning them with golf balls!)

(Exactly! ...Of course, that assumes that I don't get my ass shot up by a cultist in a garage.)

Hold on aren't you like Dutch Killigan from Kim Possible.

(Dunno who he is, but a cursory google search shows that he lacks vision. Only exploding golf balls? Jeez. Those will be but one of the many tools in Nine-Ion's golfbag. :v)