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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70078 times)

TalonisWolf

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #480 on: July 30, 2015, 01:09:11 pm »

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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #481 on: July 31, 2015, 03:42:55 am »

Steal music from the internetz.
[4] You steal a violin and start playing along to some pirated sheet music.

sneak into a prison and free everyone. If a guard sees me, tell him it's fine
[3] So fine, in fact, that the guard locks you in a cell as well!

SMOKE DAMP GMS WHILE GRILLING MUSLI
[10] YEH BAE GIRL THAT MUSLIM
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Blow up the universe! We need a blank slate.
[0] The universe already got reset once! People will complain if I do it too much.

Lead my people to freedom!
[5 v 6] You lead your people across the street. A couple of them get picked off by a passing cannibal.

I nEEd MorE TreEEes
[12] You have infinite trees.

Lead my people to freedom!
Eat his people.
[6 v 5] They're mostly just standing around, so you grab a couple for the noms.

Find some people.
[4 + 12] You find a TalonisWolf! He looks friendly, possibly.

Find some people.
Be found.
[12 + 4] You're found by a blazing glory! He looks friendly, possibly.
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« Reply #482 on: July 31, 2015, 11:07:41 am »

BEAT THE SCYTHERS IN A CHILDRENS CARD TOY GAME!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #483 on: July 31, 2015, 09:43:00 pm »

Crush Hiddenleafguy with my infinite trees.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #484 on: July 31, 2015, 09:46:59 pm »

build something!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #485 on: August 01, 2015, 11:32:15 am »

So... who's whose minion here?

 While in discussion with blazing glory, invent Space Travel.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #486 on: August 01, 2015, 05:10:40 pm »

Consult a bible, check what part of Creation I was supposed to do next.

Also loudly complain at everone else for not going along with it.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #487 on: August 01, 2015, 07:12:37 pm »

I dunno, I just live here.

I think I might be some coffee machine AI but I can't remember right now.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #488 on: August 04, 2015, 03:05:03 pm »

Play the soundtrack from "Dear John" on the violin.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #489 on: August 05, 2015, 01:31:24 pm »

I dunno, I just live here.

I think I might be some coffee machine AI but I can't remember right now.
'Coffee'? What is this thing you call 'Cough-eeee'?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #490 on: August 05, 2015, 03:11:29 pm »

Begin training gun fu
« Last Edit: August 05, 2015, 07:24:21 pm by Hiddenleafguy »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #491 on: August 05, 2015, 06:23:15 pm »

"A magical brew containing a single rough nights sleep that can banish all fatigue for several hours."
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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #492 on: August 20, 2015, 02:42:25 am »

BEAT THE SCYTHERS IN A CHILDRENS CARD TOY GAME!
[7] You sunk my battleship.

Crush Hiddenleafguy with my infinite trees.
[0 v 1] You fling a stick at him.

build something!
[6] You stand around for a moment wondering what you're going to build with.
[1 v 0] H4zardZ1 tosses a stick to you. You stick (heh) it in the dirt.

While in discussion with blazing glory, invent Space Travel.
[6] With careful observation, you discover that by sending electric pulses through your nerves to your muscles, you are able to cause your body to move in different ways. And, with an advanced technique known as "walking", you are able to travel through space. You have yet to figure out which of your muscles allows time travel, and outer space seems kinda tricky without a rocket.

Consult a bible, check what part of Creation I was supposed to do next.

Also loudly complain at everone else for not going along with it.
[3] You retrieve the Bible you always keep in your pocket. It's hard to read through all the blood, coffee, and SPACE METH stains... something about a dozen plagues and forty years' worth of dessert?

Play the soundtrack from "Dear John" on the violin.
[0] You put on a spectacular performance!
« Last Edit: August 20, 2015, 02:46:04 am by Orange Wizard »
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #493 on: August 20, 2015, 02:55:27 am »

Beat up some NPC.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #494 on: August 20, 2015, 03:50:57 am »

I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS MOTHERFUCKER AROUND. MURDER EVERYONE WITH THE JOHN MUSIC.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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