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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71825 times)

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #450 on: January 12, 2015, 06:56:58 pm »

Buy some SPACE METH.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #451 on: January 19, 2015, 07:12:01 pm »

They want to build a tower? Convince them to make a Space Elevator (could be called a tower, right?), which will convieniently have a lawless Spaceport at the top complete with several Taverns, Magma Works, and the like.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #452 on: January 19, 2015, 07:29:01 pm »

SELL THE /b/ TARDS INTO SLAVERY
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #453 on: January 23, 2015, 01:33:41 am »

Hit the Universal Reset ButtonTM.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #454 on: January 23, 2015, 02:43:24 am »

[0] You push the button, thus resetting the universe.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #455 on: January 23, 2015, 03:27:30 am »

Ctrl+Z! Ctrl+Z!!!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #456 on: January 23, 2015, 04:37:16 am »

Do piracy.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #457 on: January 23, 2015, 06:18:59 am »

Start contruction of a medium size ship
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #458 on: January 23, 2015, 09:53:19 am »

Begin the process of evolution.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #459 on: January 23, 2015, 11:06:48 am »

MURDER LYEOS FOR PRESSING THAT BUTTON.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #460 on: January 23, 2015, 11:44:33 am »

Woah, a new Universe! A new Chapter! I guess I gotta do something cool....


Knit Socks!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #461 on: July 13, 2015, 08:06:51 am »

OFFER THE GM SPACE METH IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW UPDATE
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #462 on: July 13, 2015, 08:19:46 am »

BE NEW UPDATE

CONSUME SPACE METH
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #463 on: July 13, 2015, 08:23:16 am »

BeCome a wEirD TreE.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #464 on: July 13, 2015, 06:03:51 pm »

OFFER THE GM SPACE METH IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW UPDATE
[4] Eh. Good enough.



Ctrl+Z! Ctrl+Z!!!
[0] Keyboards haven't been invented yet. It's the dawn of history!

Do piracy.
[7] Piracy hasn't been invented yet You invent piracy.

Start contruction of a medium size ship
[6] You start constructing a ship. It might take a while.

Begin the process of evolution.
[8 v 12] You're not really sure how to do that. Breeding with everything in the immediate vicinity might work. Unfortunately, you can't follow through with this because you get murdered. Respawn?

MURDER LYEOS FOR PRESSING THAT BUTTON.
[12 v 8] You strike him down while he's distracted with a nearby amoeba.

Knit Socks!
[1] You knit a scarf.

BE NEW UPDATE

CONSUME SPACE METH

[2] The SPACE METH rots your teeth out.

BeCome a wEirD TreE.
[10] You are a banyan. Congrats.
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