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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70983 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #390 on: September 27, 2014, 11:45:39 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on September 17, 2014, 05:09:07 pm
"First you blow up our ship, and now you threaten me?"
Put Lemons in... The fridge!
"At least you'll stay fresh!"
[11+1 vs 7] You shove Lemons into the fridge!

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 17, 2014, 05:11:33 pm
"HAY! It was not me it was the toilet thing over there."
dodge Lyeos.
NOW TAKE THE TOILET APART!
[7 vs 11+1] Lyeos sticks you in fridge anyway!

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 18, 2014, 01:46:23 am
Kick that lemon outta my ship.
[1] He's vanished and you don't know where he went.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on September 18, 2014, 06:30:55 am
"Fuck it time to get some loot" shoot the npcs and loot em
[11] You shoot all of the NPCs and acquire many thousands of currencies in loot!

Quote from: Lyeos on September 27, 2014, 09:27:53 pm
Guess who's going to remind you about this like a jerk?
[13] You rolled higher than the dice is capable of!
« Last Edit: September 27, 2014, 11:50:40 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #391 on: September 27, 2014, 11:49:21 pm »
FIRST POST ON MY NEW RTD.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #392 on: September 28, 2014, 12:07:49 am »
Bust out of the fridge like the kool aid man.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #393 on: September 28, 2014, 12:36:42 am »
Look around the kitchen. Maybe make something to eat?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #394 on: September 28, 2014, 02:49:09 am »
Throw the fridge into space.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #395 on: September 28, 2014, 05:54:30 am »
Buy new ship
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #396 on: October 04, 2014, 09:47:15 am »
I steal the latest military technology by getting the military drunk and get away scot free!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #397 on: October 04, 2014, 10:15:29 am »
WAKE UP FROM SCHOOL INDUCED COMA AND TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #398 on: October 04, 2014, 06:50:06 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on September 27, 2014, 11:49:21 pm
FIRST POST ON MY NEW RTD.
[-∞] THIS ISN"T YOUR RTD

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 28, 2014, 12:07:49 am
Bust out of the fridge like the kool aid man.
[0] You bash your head on the door several times!

Quote from: Lyeos on September 28, 2014, 12:36:42 am
Look around the kitchen. Maybe make something to eat?
[12] There's a lemon in the fridge.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 28, 2014, 02:49:09 am
Throw the fridge into space.
[8] You toss the fridge out into space.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on September 28, 2014, 05:54:30 am
Buy new ship
[6] There are none for sale. All of the shipowners are dead.

Quote from: TalonisWolf on October 04, 2014, 09:47:15 am
I steal the latest military technology by getting the military drunk and get away scot free!
[0] The military shoot you several dozen times! Respawn?

Quote from: Nidilap on October 04, 2014, 10:15:29 am
WAKE UP FROM SCHOOL INDUCED COMA AND TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED
[7] FUCK IF I KNOW
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #399 on: October 04, 2014, 07:29:50 pm »
Using me skillz, turn the fridge into a space fighter jet fridge.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #400 on: October 04, 2014, 07:39:22 pm »
Do unspeakable things with the Lemon. Meaning force him to become a mime along with myself.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #401 on: October 04, 2014, 07:58:33 pm »
GO UP ON SPACE 4CHAN, SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SPACE-GAMERGATE ON THERE TO.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #402 on: October 04, 2014, 09:16:23 pm »
>Work out just where I am.

>Tired of all the senseless violence, surrender to the commander of this ship.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #403 on: October 05, 2014, 02:41:41 am »
Throw a rock at the fridge. Steal a corvette.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #404 on: October 05, 2014, 04:00:25 pm »
 Respawn as A.I for the latest in Dwarven Military Craft, the M.S (Mountainhome's Service) Moonshine.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 06, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
TalonisWolf has claimed the title of Sig-forger the Burning Champion of Lime Green!
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